Identity crisis

By nato - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boss called me Dave. Now everyone actually thinks my name is Dave. It's Nathan. I've been working there for 2 years. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 910
You deserved it 2 443

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My boss calls me Jaclyn. I'm Kathleen. I even wear a name tag. But hey, we should take advantage of it. Do bad things, blame it on Dave. When they attempt to scold you, pull out your ID. "I'm Nathan."

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Now when someone calls by Dave, just tell them 'my name is Nathan the Mason'. You know, something that will get stuck in their minds.

Why not just try out the name 'Dave' for a while? Maybe you'll like it, and it's who you're truly meant to be! Obviously the whole office agrees that 'Dave' fits you well...

"These are the Daves I know, I know, These are the Daves I know!"

doglover100 28

I always get Asland and once I got Ass. My name is Ashlyn. :c

andthepennydrops 6

**insert are you f*cking kidding me meme here**

Happened to me, but with "Mandy". I'm Jen. It got to the point that when I was in a play, they posted my part as "Played by Mandy".