Identity crisis
By nato - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
By nato - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
Now when someone calls by Dave, just tell them 'my name is Nathan the Mason'. You know, something that will get stuck in their minds.
Why not just try out the name 'Dave' for a while? Maybe you'll like it, and it's who you're truly meant to be! Obviously the whole office agrees that 'Dave' fits you well...
Shut up and get back to work, Dave.
"These are the Daves I know, I know, These are the Daves I know!"
I AM DAVE! YOGNAUT
Maybe so, but do you have the balls? DO YOU?
You mean you're not Ayman?
I always get Asland and once I got Ass. My name is Ashlyn. :c
Happened to me, but with "Mandy". I'm Jen. It got to the point that when I was in a play, they posted my part as "Played by Mandy".
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It's ok, Dave
My boss calls me Jaclyn. I'm Kathleen. I even wear a name tag. But hey, we should take advantage of it. Do bad things, blame it on Dave. When they attempt to scold you, pull out your ID. "I'm Nathan."