Identity crisis

By nato - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boss called me Dave. Now everyone actually thinks my name is Dave. It's Nathan. I've been working there for 2 years. FML
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JustKittyKat 24

My boss calls me Jaclyn. I'm Kathleen. I even wear a name tag. But hey, we should take advantage of it. Do bad things, blame it on Dave. When they attempt to scold you, pull out your ID. "I'm Nathan."

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ultra_notorious 26

Reminds me of my dish washing days when the owner called me Dan, guess this was due to 2 other Dan's working as dishwashers too

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merser 7

2moro you should walk in and tell every1 your Bob

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AngelSpit 18

I see exactly what he's doing here he's waiting for you to ask him to stop so he can say "I'm afraid I can't do that Dave"

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Amezy 9

Just take it as a nickname, it's not like he's calling you Fucktard Von Bastardington is it. I call everyone Dave.

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KSG472 3

Well then correct them everytime they say Dave. Common sense, come on now.

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lyflycat9297 4

Kinda sounds like my predicament. Just had four people realize that I'm in their grade after being there for two years. Jeez.

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equin0xx 6

Cant't blame em in a way, who CAN hear a name 100% properly with those damn coffee grinders constantly gnawing at your eardrums?

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mikebrouillard 3

Then maybe u should actually talk to people in your work and be social instead of posting everything that happens to u online

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