School, Education, Teachers and Bullying: IDGAF!

IDGAF!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, our school started an anti-bullying policy, and we watched a video about bullying. After the video, I told a teacher about a bullying case going on that I know about. His response? "Tell someone who cares!" as he walked away, chuckling. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 930

You deserved it 4 619

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Hands off parenting

By iloveyoutoomom - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France

Today, my mom had an appointment with my teacher after class. She never showed. My teacher ended up driving me home. FML

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Method acting

By hannahk267 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was practicing my lines for theater class in the hall. My partner and I chose a script where we argue over me stealing her boyfriend. Since it started to sound like a real argument, another student said that I was a "crazy bitch" and punched me in the face. FML

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I'll leave you to it then…

By scared shitless in ohio - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Dublin

Today, I decided to be friendly and say hi to the weird kid at school, who was sitting by himself eating lunch. After I said hello, he stared up at me intensely and said, "I don't have many friends. Yeah. Mainly 'cause I've eaten most of them." FML

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You deserved it 5 638

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By blububble412 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Sierra Vista

Today, we had a drug search at school. After the search, we went back inside. My bag was open, and my lunch was gone. FML

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Thatcher, Thatcher, jungle canyon rope bridge snatcher!

By great idea - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Calgary

Today, my social studies teacher thought it would be a great idea to have a casual debate about Margaret Thatcher and her legacy. Within 10 minutes, the entire class was yelling, screaming, throwing stuff at each other. I got hit in the face with a binder. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 851

You deserved it 3 975

There was an attempt…

By JoshTheUnluckyFromKentucky - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Folsom

Today, I got on the bus to go to work. I managed to get a seat, but an old lady who looked tired had to stand. I offered her my seat, but she glared at me, frowned and said, "Go fuck yourself." Everyone laughed as I sat there in dismay. FML

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You deserved it 2 923

Yada yada yade

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML

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You deserved it 33 820

Casual…

By bnc - 14/12/2013 22:39 - United States - Jefferson City

Today, a kid from my school called me, saying he's going on vacation to Japan soon and that since I was born there, I could teach him the language. His exact words at the start of the call were, "Hey man, you speak Asian, right?" I have to be around this shithead 5 days a week. FML

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You deserved it 4 040

Piss poor prank

By peedonme - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - New Zealand

Today, I was in the toilet. Some idiots thought it was funny to throw a water balloon into the cubicle. The balloon didn't pop, but fell in the toilet, sending my own urine onto my shorts. I had 4 hours left of school. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 270

You deserved it 2 951

Nice neighborhood

By Mrs. W. - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Las Vegas

Today, a kid on a bike passed me and commented on my "big fat butt." Recognizing him from the neighborhood, I told my husband to go speak to his parents about the inappropriate comment. It turns out his father is the man who yesterday commented on my "big bouncing tits." FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 940

You deserved it 2 497

onedayinamsterda 14

Thursday 1 December 2011 11:57

report his ass!

saIty 17

Thursday 1 December 2011 11:59

He probably saw Bad Teacher, which raised his douchness to over 9000.

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wafflekiller22 0

Friday 2 December 2011 3:19

You had to watch that video too? Was it call straightlaced??

caduran816_fml 0

Friday 2 December 2011 3:37

shitttyyyy. that's the reason we have bullying in school.

Terrorist4Life 0

Friday 2 December 2011 3:59

Lmfaoooo iWould Love That Teacher

IdfkMyUsernamexC 5

Friday 2 December 2011 4:45

A hint of sarcasm would be helpful.

gd13343 0

Friday 2 December 2011 4:47

What the hell kinda teachers do u have at your school?!

FMLoverAgain 7

Friday 2 December 2011 5:06

Report the ******!

slybee307 0

Friday 2 December 2011 5:08

Idk why you would report him. Whats so wrong about hitting a deer?

doglover339 4

Friday 2 December 2011 5:30

That's a pretty big problem! I would talk to the principal and tell him abt the teacher and the bullying

the_gabe254 0

Friday 2 December 2011 5:44

Report him to the school board and I'm freaking sure he'll start to give a damn! What a clitoral absorbency swatch.

JDizzlexD 1

Friday 2 December 2011 6:17

LOLLLL.

flyingfox408 0

Friday 2 December 2011 7:30

So you told the Internet? Good thinking.

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