School, Food and Miscellaneous: Busted

Busted

By blububble412 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Sierra Vista

Today, we had a drug search at school. After the search, we went back inside. My bag was open, and my lunch was gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2013 02:39 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, I was searched and questioned at the airport for having an apple. FML

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Hands off parenting

By iloveyoutoomom - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France

Today, my mom had an appointment with my teacher after class. She never showed. My teacher ended up driving me home. FML

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The ending of Lost explained

By Morgan - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I lost my dog. I looked around my neighborhood for hours, and found him under my bed asleep when I got home. FML

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Hand me downs

By Marcipaud - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Detroit

Today, I opened up an English textbook to find someone else's dirty fingernails between the pages. FML

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Piss poor prank

By peedonme - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - New Zealand

Today, I was in the toilet. Some idiots thought it was funny to throw a water balloon into the cubicle. The balloon didn't pop, but fell in the toilet, sending my own urine onto my shorts. I had 4 hours left of school. FML

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It's sus to us

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - New Orleans

Today, I got lost, and eventually noticed that I'd passed by the same house a few times. Apparently somebody who lives on that street noticed as well, because the next time I passed by, the police were waiting for me. FML

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Red flag

By Kirby - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, as I was walking back to my dorm, I looked down and thought, "I wonder why the ground is wet in just this one spot?" Then I got hit with a water balloon. FML

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You played yourself

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I faked a sore throat for the school nurse so I could go home early. It took my dad the rest of the school day just to get there to pick me up. FML

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You deserved it 49 215

Scammed

By mohit - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, I found out that my neighbor's son is supposed to be giving me gas money for driving him to school each morning. He's using it to buy drugs instead. FML

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Suspect

By Anonymous - 01/08/2009 04:30 - United States

Today, I went for a run. I ended up being tackled by two cops, handcuffed, and dragged to the station with no explanation. Turns out a house nearby had been robbed and the best description they got was, "A man running." I didn't even get an apology. FML

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You deserved it 2 849

briang959 47

Thursday 22 January 2015 16:15

Thanks for supporting your local police.

Welshite 39

Thursday 22 January 2015 16:18

That's why you don't take powdered sugar to school, kids.

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briang959 47

Thursday 22 January 2015 16:15

Thanks for supporting your local police.

Shadowvoid 33

Thursday 22 January 2015 16:49

Hey, the dogs need a lunch break too, I suspect them

briang959 47

Thursday 22 January 2015 19:28

Unless it was donuts. : )

False_Stupidity 41

Friday 23 January 2015 23:46

Hey, at least they didn't leave a note complaining about what OP had for lunch and offering suggestions for the next search.

blazingshot147 19

Monday 26 January 2015 4:28

I hope that you at least got an IOU

davisjenny81 30

Thursday 22 January 2015 16:18

The dogs must have been hungry little buggars

1PersonIsMyWorld 22

Thursday 22 January 2015 17:50

food fuels knowledge. the dogs have to reboot. buggars... i love that term for them lol

Harvzey 18

Thursday 22 January 2015 18:13

Why is everyone assuming it was the dog? One of the officers could have got a little hungry on the job lol

tucansamTommyG 12

Friday 23 January 2015 10:08

I think #2 was referring to the officers.

Welshite 39

Thursday 22 January 2015 16:18

That's why you don't take powdered sugar to school, kids.

Pegasustato 20

Thursday 22 January 2015 21:52

#13, sister's father? So your dad...?

buckstop1 37

Thursday 22 January 2015 23:00

Perhaps #13 was referring to a half sister or step sister. I have a half sister but I just usually refer to her as my sister.

EverestMelting 23

Thursday 22 January 2015 16:20

Ahh, well food can be classified as a drug..

1PersonIsMyWorld 22

Thursday 22 January 2015 17:51

very true.. that's why obesity is so high in the U.S. gotta learn to say no!

devildog562 33

Thursday 22 January 2015 16:25

Maybe the dog smelled it and was hungry. Must have been a hell of a lunch.

dipsheep 11

Thursday 22 January 2015 16:27

drug safety over a mere lunch any day!

HeadlessSparrow 20

Thursday 22 January 2015 16:27

Sharing is caring!

royal_ranger 12

Thursday 22 January 2015 16:33

Does it matter what it was? All that matters is that he had no food.

MELKOZAR 27

Thursday 22 January 2015 16:33

"Drugs"

iwadasn 32

Thursday 22 January 2015 16:33

Sounds like the drug dogs were still in training.

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