School, Education, Teachers and Bullying: IDGAF!

IDGAF!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, our school started an anti-bullying policy, and we watched a video about bullying. After the video, I told a teacher about a bullying case going on that I know about. His response? "Tell someone who cares!" as he walked away, chuckling. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 930

You deserved it 4 619

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Hands off parenting

By iloveyoutoomom - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France

Today, my mom had an appointment with my teacher after class. She never showed. My teacher ended up driving me home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 610

You deserved it 3 581

Method acting

By hannahk267 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was practicing my lines for theater class in the hall. My partner and I chose a script where we argue over me stealing her boyfriend. Since it started to sound like a real argument, another student said that I was a "crazy bitch" and punched me in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 611

You deserved it 4 490

I'll leave you to it then…

By scared shitless in ohio - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Dublin

Today, I decided to be friendly and say hi to the weird kid at school, who was sitting by himself eating lunch. After I said hello, he stared up at me intensely and said, "I don't have many friends. Yeah. Mainly 'cause I've eaten most of them." FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 322

You deserved it 5 638

Busted

By blububble412 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Sierra Vista

Today, we had a drug search at school. After the search, we went back inside. My bag was open, and my lunch was gone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 548

You deserved it 2 533

Thatcher, Thatcher, jungle canyon rope bridge snatcher!

By great idea - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Calgary

Today, my social studies teacher thought it would be a great idea to have a casual debate about Margaret Thatcher and her legacy. Within 10 minutes, the entire class was yelling, screaming, throwing stuff at each other. I got hit in the face with a binder. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 851

You deserved it 3 975

There was an attempt…

By JoshTheUnluckyFromKentucky - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Folsom

Today, I got on the bus to go to work. I managed to get a seat, but an old lady who looked tired had to stand. I offered her my seat, but she glared at me, frowned and said, "Go fuck yourself." Everyone laughed as I sat there in dismay. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 649

You deserved it 2 923

Yada yada yade

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 040

You deserved it 33 820

Casual…

By bnc - 14/12/2013 22:39 - United States - Jefferson City

Today, a kid from my school called me, saying he's going on vacation to Japan soon and that since I was born there, I could teach him the language. His exact words at the start of the call were, "Hey man, you speak Asian, right?" I have to be around this shithead 5 days a week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 048

You deserved it 4 040

Piss poor prank

By peedonme - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - New Zealand

Today, I was in the toilet. Some idiots thought it was funny to throw a water balloon into the cubicle. The balloon didn't pop, but fell in the toilet, sending my own urine onto my shorts. I had 4 hours left of school. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 270

You deserved it 2 951

Nice neighborhood

By Mrs. W. - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Las Vegas

Today, a kid on a bike passed me and commented on my "big fat butt." Recognizing him from the neighborhood, I told my husband to go speak to his parents about the inappropriate comment. It turns out his father is the man who yesterday commented on my "big bouncing tits." FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 940

You deserved it 2 497

onedayinamsterda 14

Thursday 1 December 2011 11:57

report his ass!

saIty 17

Thursday 1 December 2011 11:59

He probably saw Bad Teacher, which raised his douchness to over 9000.

Comments

jwarwick 0

Thursday 1 December 2011 16:59

I've heard this story too many times. Report him, and report the bullying to someone who does care. Go straight to the school board.

bighood24 17

Thursday 1 December 2011 17:11

To the people saying the shut "snitches get stitches" I can say I'd much rather be a snitch and save someone's life instead of being too worried about being a snitch to stop it and people getting hurt or taking their lives. Just imagine it's your own son or daughter being bullied, I know damn well you would want someone to step in and help resolve the issue

ExhaustedLove 0

Thursday 1 December 2011 17:21

******* douche bag get his ass fired

blackjewels 2

Thursday 1 December 2011 17:22

What you need to do is report him. If the principal defends the comment he made, you go to the school board. It is their responsibility to make sure that kind of thing does not happen.

2amkid 0

Thursday 1 December 2011 18:07

id report him and the bullying to the princable...... And fight till hes gone... No teacher should react that way... I would not like my child being in that kind of school.

YooEfO 4

Thursday 1 December 2011 18:17

People here say they would speak up but when it happens Idk how many ppl here will. This is kind of like the Joe paterno case but less serious and he didn't speak up. He should of probally would of said he would of but didn't.. If you get me.

2amkid 0

Thursday 1 December 2011 18:22

id report him and the bullying to the princable...... And fight till hes gone... No teacher should react that way... I would not like my child being in that kind of school.