Dogs, Poopoo peepee and Animals: In a rush

In a rush

By Crappy - 11/04/2015 12:12 - Canada - Rodney

Today, I got trapped in my building's elevator for over an hour, with my dog who I had been rushing outside with because he had explosive diarrhea. FML

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By Christopher - 13/12/2010 09:16 - Canada

Today, the elevator got stuck in between floor 4 and 5 at my doctors office. I had been having violent diarrhea. It was the reason I was at the doctor. Elevator was stuck for 35 minutes. During that time, I diarrhea'd in my pants twice. There were seven other people in the elevator. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2015 20:58 - United Kingdom - Duns

Today, I spent half-an-hour trapped inside my dog's crate. The door locked behind me as I squeezed myself inside to stroke her. After bellowing at my family in the garden for what felt like an eternity, they came through just to laugh and take pictures. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2009 06:02 - United States

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 45 minutes. I am an elevator mechanic. FML

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By dukemisery - 12/12/2016 09:33 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, after being trapped in an elevator for 4 hours, I really had to pee. Just when I decided to pee in the elevator shaft, the lift doors opened. FML

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By hadtocleanthemess - 28/06/2011 12:35 - Canada

Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2018 17:30

Today, my dog had diarrhea in his cage. While I was carrying his dirty bed downstairs to the washer, he ran by and tripped me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2013 07:18 - United States - Modesto

Today, I worked up my courage and took an elevator for the first time in my life. Unfortunately, it was also my first time getting trapped for several hours in an elevator. FML

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By ItWasOurAnniversary - 28/09/2016 12:08 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I wanted to kayak. On the way, I told him I had to go back to our hotel because I needed the bathroom and didn't want a public one to smell. Once back in the elevator at the hotel, it got stuck. For an hour. I pooped myself and had to wait 40 minutes after that for help. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2013 19:16 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for well over an hour while riding it up to my weight and fitness class. Very funny, universe. FML

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By random875 - 07/01/2015 06:03 - United States - Owings Mills

Today, I got stuck in an elevator. I called the fire department and told them where I was. They said they'd be right there and not to panic. It's hour 6. FML

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c_wyld 21

Saturday 11 April 2015 22:40

"What a shitty situation" is going to be at least half of the comments on here...

drunk_crow 12

Saturday 11 April 2015 22:45

I hope you were the only one in there...

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RayRey009 5

Sunday 12 April 2015 8:39

It's hard to think of something worse that can happen to someone on their way out with their dog...

snarkytruth 37

Sunday 12 April 2015 11:03

i hope you cleaned it all up and your elevator isn't carpeted or you owe your janitor a HUGE tip.

mrjiggles1992 18

Sunday 12 April 2015 13:50

Well they do say in an emergency do not use the lifts!! =P

felishh 4

Sunday 12 April 2015 18:21

This is why people shouldn't have dogs in apartment buildings, poor doggie

joyboy390 12

Sunday 12 April 2015 19:47

Shouldve used the stairs

Reginam06 2

Sunday 12 April 2015 23:07

should have had a cat

subscript 15

Monday 13 April 2015 4:27

Stairs op, stairs

rescue34 7

Monday 13 April 2015 20:23

Clearly, you should have taken the stairs

DoctorSpunky 8

Tuesday 14 April 2015 23:28

Well you know, shit happens.

ilanie04 16

Wednesday 15 April 2015 6:05

Oh god... I feel so bad for you!

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