In your face

By ouchy - 30/01/2010 05:05 - United States

Today, I was babysitting three little kids. I gave one of them, a seven-year-old, a piggy-back ride, thinking I was strong enough. I managed to get a few feet before face planting on the wooden floor. She's fine though, no pain or anything. My face took the impact for both of us. FML
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null_fml 11

Do yourself a favour... don't try to lift anything over 10 pounds without adult supervision anymore. If you fell so fast you couldn't even drop to your knees and let her slide down your back, you weren't even CLOSE to "strong enough", and should not have attempted it.

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FernandoTorres_fml 0

Hahaha, I just picture some fat little 7 year old jumping on your fallen body.

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GearsFan56 1

1st! how can you not pick up a seven year old

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awesomenessjess 0

lol your weak!

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pongmaster 0

yeah seriously I know 7 year olds that can pick up other 7 year olds you should be ashamed you are sooooo weak

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mfmylifesrsly 29

lol! reminds me of the time I tried to give a piggyback ride to my friend who was 80lbs. I could walk with her on my back fine but my other friend Amy was saying how weak I was and couldn't do it so I decided to run rofl. BAD MISTAKE. I skidded my knee hahaha. oh middle school how I miss you...

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UsaTrackstar 0

lol time to hit the weight room

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ouchthatsux 0

the OP has to increase her arm strength...or she won't be able to make more sandwiches!!!

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TheObnoxiousNarw 1

Make more sandwiches! That builds upper body strength!

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null_fml 11

Do yourself a favour... don't try to lift anything over 10 pounds without adult supervision anymore. If you fell so fast you couldn't even drop to your knees and let her slide down your back, you weren't even CLOSE to "strong enough", and should not have attempted it.

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zook182 0

you ******* deserve it you weak ass bitch

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GameDub 0

LMAO oh wow. yeah you do suck ass if you can't give a 7 yr old a piggy back ride. if I knew you, I'd be ashamed of you :P

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Thebluez 0

a 7 yr old? really? you cant pick that up? the only reason you wouldn't deserve this is if she was fat

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FernandoTorres_fml 0

Hahaha, I just picture some fat little 7 year old jumping on your fallen body.

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Sekococo 0

It's probably the way you pick up the kid, usually a certain angle can throw you off FML but if not <.< YOU A WEAK AS BIOTCH for not being able to pick up something lessor then your weight YDI :D

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WorkThatButt 2

Oops you make angry-poo-poo

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Ihascheezburger 2

Sounds painful, at least the kid's "ok" though.

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Dopeyrox 0

dude I think you should start lifting weights. weakling

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beccartist 1

7 year olds expect adults to be really strong so they might have been rocking or not making it easy for the OP.

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deepdiver999 0

you shoulda known better you dumbass WTF if shestoo heavey than you put her down right then but you don't wait until you faceplant your just a weak little pussy I mean really who can't carry a little girl -----------———————-—

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