Injury, Babysitter and Kids: In your face

In your face

By ouchy - 30/01/2010 05:05 - United States

Today, I was babysitting three little kids. I gave one of them, a seven-year-old, a piggy-back ride, thinking I was strong enough. I managed to get a few feet before face planting on the wooden floor. She's fine though, no pain or anything. My face took the impact for both of us. FML

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By ouch - 13/08/2009 04:32 - United States

Today, I was babysitting 3 toddlers. I wanted to entertain them by making them laugh, but nothing worked. Later on, I started down the stairs, but tripped and tumbled down. I realized I have broken my arm and bruised my knees. I also realized that kids think it's hilarious when you get injured. FML

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By future teacher - 09/07/2015 06:21 - Paraguay - Fernando De La Mora

Today, I was observing a children's class as a part of a training program. The teacher asked me to take one kid to the nurse's office because she wasn't feeling well. As soon as we step outside, I slip and fall down, taking the little girl with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 07:26

Today, I volunteered to help out at an elementary school. I accidentally elbowed a little girl in the face while playing tag. And an hour later, a little boy flew out of his swing because I accidentally pushed him too hard. They're both siblings and are my child psychology instructor's kids. FML

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By me - 04/08/2012 19:14 - Canada - Debert

Today, I was teaching my daughter how to ride a bike with no training wheels. After comforting her and assuring her that she'd be fine, I gave her a big push. She fell forward over the handlebars and scraped her chin on the front wheel. FML

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By mandy - 10/04/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. We were playing in the yard, when he fell and got a small scratch on his leg. I gasp, and he takes a huge breath in and yells, "FUUUCK!!!" as loud as possible. The parents thought it was me, and the mother slapped me in the face. FML

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By KPKallery - 05/06/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I was babysitting. I was sitting on the sofa when I felt that I need to ajust my sitting arangment. After moving, I felt a small toy snap under me. The little boy said it was fine. One hour later he snuck up on me and beat me with an umbrella for breaking his toy. FML

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By jessye1182 - 11/05/2012 23:16 - United States - Yaphank

Today, I was babysitting, playing hide and seek. I tried to jump behind the armchair, but it tipped, and I hit my head into the wind chimes, ripped the curtain rod from the wall, and smashed my knee into the wall. I lay on the ground in agonizing pain as the little girl shouted, "I know where you are!" FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2013 23:47 - United States

Today, the kids I babysit hid from me. While I was looking for them, I stepped on multiple strategically-placed Lego bricks. When I yelped from the pain, the kids jumped out and threw soccer balls in my face. FML

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By my teeth! - 24/07/2020 14:07

Today, my sister and I were trying to teach our kids how to Double Dutch. While giving a demonstration of how to jump in while the ropes were turning, my feet got jumbled. I ended up faceplanting in front of all the kids, who screamed in horror at my bloodied face and missing tooth. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 02:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend offered to give me a piggyback ride from the house to the car as means of avoiding walking in mud. Both aware of how tall he is, he crouched extra low and I jumped extra hard. This makes for a terrible example of leapfrog, and a faceplant in the mud. FML

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Saturday 30 January 2010 12:08

Do yourself a favour... don't try to lift anything over 10 pounds without adult supervision anymore. If you fell so fast you couldn't even drop to your knees and let her slide down your back, you weren't even CLOSE to "strong enough", and should not have attempted it.

FernandoTorres_fml 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 13:42

Hahaha, I just picture some fat little 7 year old jumping on your fallen body.

Comments

sosadrightnow 4

Saturday 30 January 2010 15:35

How could you not lift a 7 year old? I'm a girl and I can still lift my 14 year old friends.

mrteacup 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 15:50

get some muscle

MetroidSlayer01 8

Saturday 30 January 2010 15:50

How are you a babysitter. I wouldn't trust you any where near children. What an asshole. Oh, and ydi.

taycandy96 2

Saturday 30 January 2010 15:56

either ur weak....or he's fat

Gobsnoglin 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 16:09

I'm guessing the 7 year old is obese and sort of looks like the michelin man with her rolls of fat?

andjok 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 16:35

Seriously? My girlfriend can give me a piggyback and she is ten pounds lighter than I. And she is by no means strong.

boatkicker 4

Saturday 30 January 2010 16:43

If you actually had to consider whether or not you were capable of lifting the child, you probably should have tried it in a room with some sort of padding. Pillows, carpet, lots of couches and beds conveniently placed where you could shift your weight and fall on them instead of a hard floor. I'm not sure whether you did that or not, but when you said "thinking I was strong enough." It left that impression on my mind. If thats not the case then never mind. FYL because I know how much it hurts to have someone fall on you. (Negative side effect of volunteering to backspot cheerleaders who had never flown before, or hadn't flown in years. Someone always freaks out and falls and sometimes there's just no way to catch them without getting hurt.) Next time though, try it in a safer location. If you had fallen in any other direction you would have probably hurt the kid AND yourself. Also, perhaps do some sort of strength exercises. :D