Injury, Babysitter and Kids: In your face

In your face

By ouchy - 30/01/2010 05:05 - United States

Today, I was babysitting three little kids. I gave one of them, a seven-year-old, a piggy-back ride, thinking I was strong enough. I managed to get a few feet before face planting on the wooden floor. She's fine though, no pain or anything. My face took the impact for both of us. FML

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By ouch - 13/08/2009 04:32 - United States

Today, I was babysitting 3 toddlers. I wanted to entertain them by making them laugh, but nothing worked. Later on, I started down the stairs, but tripped and tumbled down. I realized I have broken my arm and bruised my knees. I also realized that kids think it's hilarious when you get injured. FML

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By future teacher - 09/07/2015 06:21 - Paraguay - Fernando De La Mora

Today, I was observing a children's class as a part of a training program. The teacher asked me to take one kid to the nurse's office because she wasn't feeling well. As soon as we step outside, I slip and fall down, taking the little girl with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 07:26

Today, I volunteered to help out at an elementary school. I accidentally elbowed a little girl in the face while playing tag. And an hour later, a little boy flew out of his swing because I accidentally pushed him too hard. They're both siblings and are my child psychology instructor's kids. FML

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By me - 04/08/2012 19:14 - Canada - Debert

Today, I was teaching my daughter how to ride a bike with no training wheels. After comforting her and assuring her that she'd be fine, I gave her a big push. She fell forward over the handlebars and scraped her chin on the front wheel. FML

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By mandy - 10/04/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. We were playing in the yard, when he fell and got a small scratch on his leg. I gasp, and he takes a huge breath in and yells, "FUUUCK!!!" as loud as possible. The parents thought it was me, and the mother slapped me in the face. FML

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By KPKallery - 05/06/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I was babysitting. I was sitting on the sofa when I felt that I need to ajust my sitting arangment. After moving, I felt a small toy snap under me. The little boy said it was fine. One hour later he snuck up on me and beat me with an umbrella for breaking his toy. FML

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Stealthy

By jessye1182 - 11/05/2012 23:16 - United States - Yaphank

Today, I was babysitting, playing hide and seek. I tried to jump behind the armchair, but it tipped, and I hit my head into the wind chimes, ripped the curtain rod from the wall, and smashed my knee into the wall. I lay on the ground in agonizing pain as the little girl shouted, "I know where you are!" FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2013 23:47 - United States

Today, the kids I babysit hid from me. While I was looking for them, I stepped on multiple strategically-placed Lego bricks. When I yelped from the pain, the kids jumped out and threw soccer balls in my face. FML

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Like riding a bike

By my teeth! - 24/07/2020 14:07

Today, my sister and I were trying to teach our kids how to Double Dutch. While giving a demonstration of how to jump in while the ropes were turning, my feet got jumbled. I ended up faceplanting in front of all the kids, who screamed in horror at my bloodied face and missing tooth. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 02:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend offered to give me a piggyback ride from the house to the car as means of avoiding walking in mud. Both aware of how tall he is, he crouched extra low and I jumped extra hard. This makes for a terrible example of leapfrog, and a faceplant in the mud. FML

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Saturday 30 January 2010 12:08

Do yourself a favour... don't try to lift anything over 10 pounds without adult supervision anymore. If you fell so fast you couldn't even drop to your knees and let her slide down your back, you weren't even CLOSE to "strong enough", and should not have attempted it.

FernandoTorres_fml 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 13:42

Hahaha, I just picture some fat little 7 year old jumping on your fallen body.

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Phallus_fml 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 5:53

Stop acting like a supergirl, bitch.

bRayDeNaLeXaNdRa 0

Monday 1 February 2010 16:14

uhhmmm no thats not saaad one bit!!! *cough* and how old are you? im 14 and i can give my stepdad a piggy back!! 6'4 at 210 pounds and you can't even lift a 7 year old. now thats SAD!!! no offence!

Enan 4

Tuesday 2 February 2010 4:47

You give your stepdad piggy back rides !?!?!?!?! Thats the creepiest thing I've read since reading that Amy Winehouse did a naked photoshoot *shiver* (When you say you can and boast over it that means you tried/did)

sammv 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 1:32

you can't pick up a 7 year old child??

uncleyuggles 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 6:57

okay I have to pick up logs for my dad as a job and I'm 12 years old, I know 6 year olds that can pick up 8 year olds and I can pick up my 80 lb dog. long story short your weak

celticpride33 0

Friday 29 July 2011 20:03

I can pick up both of my 50 pound brothers at the same time and I'm only 14. p.s I have to pickup logs too and mine are heavier

Allybuns137 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 1:51

:3 wow

julezbby 0

Sunday 18 April 2010 23:52

awwh:|

bluegoldfish 7

Wednesday 30 March 2011 18:35

wow you are puny, im 120 pounds and can carry my really tall guy friend who is 170.

3Chris28 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 22:59

My younger brother is one of the least athletic kids in the 6th grade, and he piggy-backed my nine-year-old sister up a hill to her school when she was paralyzed and had no other transportation.