Kids: Inappropriate but funny

Inappropriate but funny

By naughtyshirt - 22/08/2009 09:29 - Australia

Today, my husband came home from shopping with my 4 year-old daughter, and showed me a shirt she picked out herself. The shirt read "My mom's easy - I'm living proof." Apparently she just liked the colours and her father agreed. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I wanted to spend the day cleaning my room. My mom thinks that I was lying just to stay home, so she yelled at me to go to her shop. At the shop, she yelled at me for not being any help. When we got home she yelled at me for having a messy room. FML

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By smyp - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Lithuania

Today, my wife and I decided to celebrate Christmas Eve with her side of the family. When we arrived at her parents' house, I heard her mother say that Christmas miracles don't exist since my wife brought me along. FML

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harlehatschi 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 17:25

wtf, as if that message appears on a kid's tshirt what weirdo thought that slogan up?

adelaide_evening 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 17:28

I think you should be more concerned about where your husband takes your daughter shopping. What kind of store sells that shirt, other than places like Spencers?

Comments

DevineLegacy 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 18:19

i heard something simular to this before....

MadeOfAwesome 1

Saturday 22 August 2009 18:31

I find it hilarious when children wear shirts with dirty slogans xD lighten up people, it's just a joke. It doesn't mean the kid has bad parents...

AdamGD 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 18:37

why the hell would they make a shirt like that for a four year old???

acd23 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 19:36

But the joke doesn't even make much sense here, since she's married to the guy she had the baby with. It wasn't like the OP got pregnant after hooking up with a man she didn't even know the name of. THAT would be easy. Some of the "dirty" baby shirts are funny, but this one isn't as funny as others.

catriona_cd 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 0:25

he didnt get it from spencer's :P we don't have them here :P hahahaha

drzhottie148 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 18:40

Why the **** would he buy it, i would make him return it and write a very long letter insulting the bastard who made the shirt.

Spongii101 12

Saturday 17 April 2010 20:15

I guess some people have a weird sense of humour.

Neferria 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 18:53

Seriously, your husband is an idiot for buying a shirt like that. Return it and smack him upside the head a few times. Some shirts can be funny, but they're tasteless.

DameGreyWulf 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 19:00

Well sounds to me like you MUST have been easy, if daddy agreed. ;P

vita_questa_roba 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 19:22

Eww. Your husband sounds like a loser. I feel bad for your daughter.

fretforyerlatte 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 19:36

probably got it at spencer's. i've seen ones with pictures of sperm on it that say "daddy's little squirt"...and their maternity shirts are pretty bad too, one said "should have given him a *******!"