The most disturbing part is that your DAUGHTER was trying to be DADDY and not you

#147: I imagine that "pretending to be Mommy" would involve lying still with her butt in the air. I don't think that would be as much fun.

teach her what it is like, I mean do her, I know its to late now but that would solve her problem...

I have sex with furniture regularly?? Nothing wrong with me.

YDI, most definitely, but at the same time, FYL. Sure, you had horrible timing. Lock the doors, wait until the child is asleep, etc. Judging by the way this was written, you didn't NEED to have sex right then in order to live. You could have at least waited until the guests were gone. But FYL, and that is why children annoy me, highly. Though it isn't her fault, your kid really irks me. Sorry about your situation, though.

Hold on. Which position were you in?

you should be more careful next time

Parents who don't lock their doors while doing stuff like that are just asking for it.

CHAIR HUMP or as the men say hammer time!!!!

seeing mommy and daddy doing the deed.....scarred for life?....how bout seeing tons of strangers doing the deed on movies, advertisements, televisions?....guess most kids are scarred pretty bad then...:D