Inappropriate

By elcee1987 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

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Today, I took my niece to the zoo. She was crying so I pointed out the chimpanzee to distract her. At the same time, he sat down and began to jack off. Now my niece won't stop making the same hand gesture. FML
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michaelaranda 28

Have fun explaining that to her parents op.

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michaelaranda 28

Have fun explaining that to her parents op.

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UserError94 18

Damnnnn.....monkeys are hella smart

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riffehunter 16

26 are we talking about the chimp or the niece?

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_Zobo_ 3

On the bright side, she did seem to be quite distracted.

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orsombre_fml 11

And on the brighter side, she learnt something useful. :-)

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yenze 18

Had to reread that i thought it said at the same time op sat down and started to jack off

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TheGolfGTI 24

It may seem hard now, but don't beat yourself up about it. She'll stop eventually. I hope things come out all right for you.

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gracehi 31

You missed the perfect opportunity to use a "cum" pun.

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Chunky__Monkey23 4

And also "don't beat yourself off- I mean up- about it" 😂

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Emint 16

At least it was your niece and not your nephew.

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UserError94 18

Because jerking off is bad but getting a hand job is good..? Do you know this from first HAND experience?

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aimbug 42

I'm more curious about what her parents said!

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