Inappropriate

By elcee1987 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

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Today, I took my niece to the zoo. She was crying so I pointed out the chimpanzee to distract her. At the same time, he sat down and began to jack off. Now my niece won't stop making the same hand gesture. FML
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michaelaranda 28

Have fun explaining that to her parents op.

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Dexter83_fml 17

Sorry OP but I did find that pretty funny

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Silk_Routes 14

let her grow up after couple of years and realize

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worldclassrager 39

The downside of zoos...you never know what they will do...

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TheNewGuy03 28

Reminds me of a time when I went to the Seoul Zoo, and it seemed like every primate was having their way with themselves. It was a strange day indeed, but fortunately, I had no children with me, so I didn't have any awkward conversations. The other kids there were giggling, though.

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mrmelvinheimer 10

It's not a trip to the zoo if you don't see a monkey jacking it.

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RecklessNapkin 16

Alrighty then! Lets see what her paremts say shall we?

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Masift 21

At least you made her stop crying :D good luck OP D:

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