Embarrassing, Poopoo peepee and Work: Industrial logs

Industrial logs

By wow - 19/02/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I took a massive dump at work and clogged the industrial toilet. Since I used the unisex one at the end of the hall, I watched my super hot coworker walk in after me. And then she ran out immediately. Everyone had seen me walk out before her. FML

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You deserved it 36 946

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By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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By teaspoonzz - 25/10/2017 15:00

Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML

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Office world is hell

By Anonymous - 11/07/2020 14:01

Today, at work I was sitting on the toilet and a coworker came in and yelled, “That sounded like a big one!” and wouldn't leave until I left came out of the stall. FML

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Take a break

By Anonymous - 04/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML

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You deserved it 114

By Woody - 06/10/2018 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML

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Caught in 4K

By deservedly - 19/12/2022 09:27 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I clogged the only toilet at work. Thinking I could escape and blame someone else, I opened the door, only to see a line of people waiting outside. FML

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Sneaky

By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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You deserved it 4 964

Shy pooper

By privatebathroomneeded - 16/12/2014 19:26 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I needed to take a dump at school. As soon as I sat down, somebody else walked in. I'm extremely poop-shy, so I was forced to wait for several minutes while they styled their hair and applied makeup. After they left, I breathed a sigh of relief. Then someone else walked in. FML

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Am I a ghost to you?

By AJ. - 19/08/2021 14:01

Today, at work, I thought I’d sneak a wee fart out, but ended up shitting myself. I just left work without telling anyone, went home, showered, then went back to work. No one missed me being away for 2 hours. FML

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You deserved it 348

By caught out - 26/04/2014 23:29 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML

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You deserved it 7 422

Seegtease 0

Friday 20 February 2009 2:10

How rude. Clean up after yourself.

NorfolkDude 2

Friday 20 February 2009 4:16

#8, schools usually have a unisex bathroom for teachers in the main hall. It's rare for anywhere else, but I would imagine a small office would have a unisex bathroom. Anway, at the dude who took the dump, next time man up. If you did something to the toilet, tell someone or tell the girl. You don't have to say, "I took a dump and if you go in there, you'll be surpised." All you had to do was close the door, and say the toilet isn't working correctly. She would appreciate it, and not only that you didn't make yourself look that bad. There's an old saying that looking like an idiot for 5 seconds is better than looking like an idiot for the rest of your life.

Comments

Sum_Dum_Bum 0

Friday 20 March 2009 6:32

#15 made me lmfao

anonymouse9 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 18:47

first of all, courtesy flush and industrial size toilet? those can handle circus elephant size *****

vampirate 0

Monday 18 May 2009 7:18

wow, two "proceeded to"s in one sentence! you sir are the king of the proceeds

thatswasup 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 1:30

U must have taken a really big shit. What did u eat 4 lunch, like a million bean burritos?

Xbox360Fan 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 2:20

you must have serious problems for clogging up and industrial toilet and by the way don't crap in unisex bathrooms retard!

MrGlad 0

Monday 15 June 2009 0:56

Come on, use common sence...you casually stop her and say, "I wouldn't do that...somebody clogged it." Then you go on about how you hate people who are like that as the two of you walk to a different bathroom.

adjacantobjectiv 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 9:21

... can people REALLY clog toilets like that? Ugh... don't tell me the answer, please. And yes, OP--that's a definite FML.

gorbagil 0

Friday 24 July 2009 8:55

Dude that sucks realllllyyyyyyyyy bad

guyanas_sweetie 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 1:39

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO thats soo funny... its like worst than flushing twice and you'd think the toilet would be clean after flushing twice....