Cats and Animals: Insult to injury

Insult to injury

By Anonymous - 15/06/2009 18:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a horrible day at work, came home early and burst into tears as soon as I was in the door. I curled up on the sofa, still bawling, and my cat came over and jumped up for a cuddle. I gave her a hug and she threw up down my back. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2024 15:00 - United States - Dallas

Today, I came home very tired from a bad day at work, and really just wanted to relax on the couch for a while. My cat jumped into my lap, wanting affection. I was petting him, thanking him for his emotional support. He reciprocated by noxiously farting in my face and running away. FML

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Long day

By Anonymous - 09/09/2024 16:00 - Australia

Today, I got home after a rough day and was really looking forward to some cuddles from my cat. I opened the door and she came running toward me, which was unusual, so I knelt down to embrace her. She ran right past me to get to the tuna sandwich I'd unwittingly dropped on the floor. FML

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By Noname - 12/03/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2016 08:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my pregnancy hormones were so bad, I broke down crying because my cat sat on my husband's lap instead of mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, at work I got an urgent message from my boyfriend that there was an emergency and I should come home immediately. I took my last personal day of the month and drove the half-hour home. The emergency? The cat had vomited on the comforter. FML

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Sorry little buddy

By Sorry kitty - 23/11/2022 16:00

Today, my cat sat on me, 30 minutes before I had to go to work. When I picked him up almost immediately after he got comfortable so I could get ready, he looked and sounded absolutely crushed. FML

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Stomach bug?

By Heather Scurfield - 21/03/2021 10:59

Today, I was going to be sick, so I ran to the bathroom. When I got there, I fainted, and fell back against the wall. When I came around, I immediately vomited all down my body, in my hair, and all over the floor. My cat judged me. FML

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By BadBreath - 09/04/2009 03:43 - United States

Today, I was having a horrible day. I was laying on the couch, crying, when my dog came up on the couch to console me. I was thinking about how great it was to have a dog, because they're there for you when no one else is. As I was sobbing, I heard something. My dog farted into my mouth. Twice. FML

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The Lovecats

By Anonymous - 30/08/2021 09:01 - United States - Springfield

Today, my cat woke me up by vomiting a big, warm, stinky hairball on my neck and then left. I think she was smiling as she trotted away. FML

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Signs of distress

By Anonymous - 29/04/2022 04:00

Today, I was woken up by my cat, who normally doesn't bother me in the morning, meowing desperately and trying to get me to wake up. Fearing that something was very wrong, I jumped out of bed. He gestured for me to follow him, so I did. I followed him all the way to the kitchen, where he proceeded to puke. FML

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loganh427 0

Monday 15 June 2009 23:08

aww poor thing :'( I hope you feel better! at least your kitty tried! <:)

veyn 0

Monday 15 June 2009 23:07

That must have been one strong hug. FYCL

Comments

baa_fml 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 0:45

jesus, i feel sorry for you1

LesYeuxDeDario 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 0:52

I feel for you buddy *hugs*

BabaBlackShirt 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 0:58

Reminds me of Dane Cook's sketch about crying. Heh, seems #26 beat me to that reference.

Indiana_fml 4

Tuesday 16 June 2009 0:59

"...and then the cat died." Heh, sorry, but cats on the internet inevitably provoke the usage of old memes ;) See # 6 and #11 ^^ #4 Exactly my thoughts XD

Xero3g 5

Sunday 21 June 2009 3:44

Which then lead to Hitler.

hitherestranger 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 1:02

YOU HUG TOO HARD

ashley_sparklez 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 1:05

stop being so mean to her! awww that sux, ive had days like that too. ur cat seems sweet thought, i hug my dog all the time wen i need it. just don't let things in ur day ruin everyone thing for u, always keep positive

darkmis1 17

Tuesday 16 June 2009 1:10

For everybody saying they hate cats, what's your reason? You got hissed at one time? Cats are awsome-I have 4 of them(two of which are with me right now). They can tell when something is wrong and always come to comfort you, and even when you're feeling good, they're always there. OP: don't complain-your cat was trying to help you feel better-you probably just hugged her too hard.

Rachelz 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 1:10

aww. :( sorry about that. hope you feel better

krs1234 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 1:15

i got yelled at for bursting into tears after a really rough day at work by my parents the other day....it pissed me off because its not their business...but at least my cat didn't throw up on me. i'm really sorry. i hope you feel better, just take some advil and go to bed. tomorrow will be better