Intervention

By Alisha - 30/03/2011 17:28 - United Kingdom

Today, my friends sat me down and said they were concerned I was self-harming. I don't self-harm, I'm just a massive klutz. They don't believe me, and want me to get professional help. And now, because I found it all so funny, they think I'm mentally unhinged. FML
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markli 2

Seriously have you read most of the FMLs on this site? Be glad you have friends that actually care about you.

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Niki0308 0

aren't you mentally unhindged? who uses that term? mentally unhinged people THAT'S who!!! 

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Too much? I would figure someone who laughs at this WHILE they talk about it wouldn't be a self harmer. But thats just me.

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Niki0308 0

I think OP wouldn't go 2 a mental institute... you have to test your brains don't you?

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Wrong comment sorry. Etf ireplied to the first comment.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Wrong comment sorry. Etf ireplied to the first comment.

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Isabel312 0

mental institute. all I can think of is the one from Sucker Punch. ohhhhhhhh yeaaahhhhhh.

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ieatcats 0

haha go to a mental institute then when u come bak they will... nvm they will still think ur crazy sol

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jewels1877 0

Well, if they put you in a straight jacket, at least you can hug yourself?

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Thisismoses 0

Not only would that be completely idiotic to do, but Op would just be proving the friends right.

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jewels1877 0

Well, if they put you in a straight jacket, at least you can hug yourself?

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Mirorbo 26

Is there a word for hypochondriacs who diagnose other people?

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OCDC 9

Hypocrites. Bastards. Charlie Sheen. Take your pick.

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DocBastard 38

I am offended by your second option, ma'am.

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OCDC 9

Sorry about that, Doc, didn't mean to insult the long line of Bastards. I hope your family will forgive me. And I know you don't diagnose people, you're just a hypochondriac. Or wait, maybe it's the other way around...

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monnanon 13

Munchausens by proxy is where you feel pleasure in sympathy and attention you get from people through illnesses you say your kid has. They lie and fabricate illnesses and episodes and sometimes cause symptoms to happen through poisening and withholding medication. i suppose that could be a hypochondriac that diagnoses other people, in an extreme case anyway.

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Mirorbo 26

offs!! Another case of duel-comment-layers!!

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ColdGold 6

So go to find out why you are a klutz. Maybe they are tired of watching you hurt yourself. There is a real psychological answer to it.

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c8750 2

WTF are you talking about. Some people are just klutzy, there doesn't need to be a reason behind it

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xlil_miss_emo_x 6

that's going to be a little difficult to deal with lol, and maybe they know you're a klutz, but think you do it on pourpose to make it look like an accident... Anyways if they do wind up doing a 24/7 watch as said by the commenter before me, hopefully they'll just see for themselves that it's just being a klutz. :)

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