Say it, don't spray it

By nr1234 - 24/05/2011 04:27 - United States

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Today, I discovered that my boyfriend gets a nose bleed every time he orgasms. FML
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PsychoXtheXrapis 3

Hey, at least he doesn't have an ****** every time he gets a bloody nose.

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ambowew 7

You're dating Jiraiya?! That's so perverted, shame on you!

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ambowew 7

You're dating Jiraiya?! That's so perverted, shame on you!

148 8
ambowew 7

He'll be forever alive in spirit T_T

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whoisthisgirl 4

hey look on the bright side, he can never fake it now :)

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peachesbeach 0

69 YDIs...how appropriate ...i love jiraiya ;)

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cgchamp89 7

it's kinda sorta hard to fake an ****** as a guy..........

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juicedboi 7

Just in case you missed it, now you wont. And the tissues will be even more useful now!

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dudeitsdanny 9

51- I have one word for you: Condoms. I've never done it, but I imagine that's one way.

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imcutefml 0

naruto references ftw

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CoolAidIsMyName 0

ha. you're replying to something bout sex when you've never dome it.

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monkeebalz 0

shes so good, she took his nose's virginity

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mygreenhoodie 0

wait that's not normal ?

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dixieboo 0

Lol but Jiraya's like, 52! Eh, who cares, ur still right! X3

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CatEyes66 0

Must be a good ******.

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Bano360 25

Do you squeal like a pig when you ******?

21 4
rawr9able 4

Am I the only one who finds this hot? Only me? Damn oh well.

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dudeitsdanny 9

We're not all hemophiles or BDSM enthusiasts, sorry =(

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rawr9able 4

don't knock it til ya try it. :P ain't a hemophile but bdsm yes.

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kingatowning 2

a great ****** or some rough sex

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randomguy1millon_fml 0

the blood just makes better lube

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Mort74 0

Tell him Viagra is a bad idea if one's got hypertension. Now, seriously, he should go to the doc. That doesn't seem healthy...

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dreamering 16

What's the problem? You pussy bleed every month. You're even

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inflames2361 0

what's the problem? discharging built up blood in the uterus is natural. nosebleeds are not.

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xoxbandgeekxox13 3

lmfao 88...fail. I'm not even gonna tell you why cause you don't deserve to know

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milky953 0

I surprised nobody has mentioned amine cause that happens in every anime I've seen. it would normally be when they see a naked just not ******..

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coolkid_matt 11

Wow that's weird :S Send him to the doctor

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PsychoXtheXrapis 3

Hey, at least he doesn't have an ****** every time he gets a bloody nose.

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D11Churchkill 8

Are you a philosopher or something?

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iwouldliketocomm 0

you could love him to death if you wanted too

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CateXOX 0

FHL, he might want to get that looked at. Also, don't go too hard on him, that would be a difficult death to explain to his parents.

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fthku 13

True that he might need to get it looked at, because bleeding does sound extreme to me, but the reason this happens is because there is actually erectile tissue in the nose. Some people sneeze the first few seconds after they get turned on, but only at the begining and only a few sneezes, so getting it looked at is a good idea.

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FlashBurn 13

High blood pressure more likely. The increase during an ****** could be causing a minor rupture of blood vessels in his nose, i.e. the nose bleed. Tell him to get to a doctor, or pick up a vampire fetish in the sack! :O

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Shafreeka 8

So, if he ever comes home from "work" with a blood nose or blood on his shirt, you know what's up lol

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