Family, Weddings, Marriage, Relatable and Awkward: Intro

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2021 04:01 - United States

Today, I previewed the website my twin brother created and emailed to all our wedding guests. Under his bridal party introduction, he had written, "Mike and Steve first met when they were high-fiving their way out of their mother's vagina." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2018 01:30

Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML

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By my boyfriend is a slut - 03/11/2017 04:00

Today, I took my new boyfriend to my step-sister's wedding. He knew more people there than I did, including 3 bridesmaids he used to sleep with. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2011 07:44 - United States

Today, at my wedding, my brother decided it would be funny to trip me as I was walking down the aisle, in front of hundreds of people. FML

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By Noname - 08/03/2009 13:34 - United Kingdom

Today, my brother had his fiancée over to meet the whole family. We were having a great time with her, and my mother gushed to her that she was like the daughter she never had. I'm her daughter. FML

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By thatsfine - 14/07/2013 22:52 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML

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By shygirl - 20/05/2012 13:13 - United States - Sterling Heights

Today, my sister got married. It was also the day that I was supposed to deliver a heartfelt toast to the happy couple. I got so nervous that I kept stuttering and finally ended with "Congrats Beth and Steve!" Her husband's name is Eric. Her ex was named Steve. FML

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By Bridget - 06/05/2012 18:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML

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By Username - 29/05/2019 12:15

Today, my brother announced his engagement. I'm going to be the Maid of Honor. My ex, who told me after five years of dating that he didn't believe in marriage, is going to be the Best Man. I get to walk down the aisle with him. FML

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By he's mine - 14/11/2012 07:46 - United Kingdom - Harpenden

Today, I found my sister's wedding book. Inside it was a list of potential grooms; she'd written down all of my ex-boyfriends. And my fiancé. We're getting married in three weeks. FML

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By sisterofthebride - 03/10/2014 20:22 - United States

Today, my sister and her new husband invited our family and my fiancé over to look at their wedding pictures. Turns out, I caught the bouquet and flashed the world in the process. FML

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Geyutsa 7

Friday 23 July 2021 4:20

Sorry op, but that is hilarious!

Matthew Smith 13

Friday 23 July 2021 12:25

Your brother is a hero amongst men. Although I’m sorry if this has caused issues with the new wife

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Geyutsa 7

Friday 23 July 2021 4:20

Sorry op, but that is hilarious!

Matthew Smith 13

Friday 23 July 2021 12:25

Your brother is a hero amongst men. Although I’m sorry if this has caused issues with the new wife

BurnInDemonFire 34

Friday 23 July 2021 13:49

Why are you marrying your twin brother? And who high-fives when they're leaving a ******?

RichardPencil 30

Friday 23 July 2021 14:26

I wonder why you chose Anonymous when we know that you are Mike or Steve. It's too bad you weren't a Groom-zilla, a control freak with an obsessive grip of every aspect of your wedding. You'd have shut down Mike or Steve from publishing that inappropriate crap.

Alan 54

Sunday 25 July 2021 7:38

I have to comment on this one because I'm surprised at all the people getting confused. The important words are "bridal PARTY". "A bridal party is a group of people chosen by the couple to participate in the wedding." He's presenting himself and his brother, who is the one getting married (and the brother writing the funny sentence is probably the best man or something). Nothing to do with who's marrying who.