Introvert struggles
By knife knife - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Dalkeith
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By FriutlessApple - 11/10/2013 15:18 - United Kingdom
how do you eat with 2 knives? i dropped my ipod in a hole once, and used barbecue tongs to get it out... i imagine its something like that. took me like 45 minutes and wrapping the tongs in duct tape, but i did it.
Being British
That has to be the dumbest thing I have Ever Heard. Why Would You Not Ask For A Fork?
that sounds like more of a passive aggressive meal than a tired one... js
Doesn't sound like a knife time.
How the hell is this an FML?
I feel like there's a type of social anxiety OP has that went unsaid in this FML. I only assume because I have anxiety and have had similar experiences.
if I had been your waiter I would have noticed and brought you another.
Social anxiety???
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Why??
Looks like somebody forked up