Invasion

By Aaaaahhhhhhhh - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, I came home to carpenter ants coming out from under my baseboards. I went out and bought bait traps and now there are flying ants coming out of the woodwork. If I try to sleep, they crawl on me. FML
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ThrottleJockey 35

Carpenter ants like to burrow in damp wood. You may have a water leak somewhere.

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CrazedSanity 17

There's only one solution here, clearly. You must burn down your house. Godspeed.

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CrazedSanity 17

There's only one solution here, clearly. You must burn down your house. Godspeed.

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ThrottleJockey 35

Carpenter ants like to burrow in damp wood. You may have a water leak somewhere.

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Dave_Davington 33

Wow, that is so uncalled for. You should sit down and have a serious talk with those ants.

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Madrias 36

Give it a day and you really will have ants in your pants.

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bazoo42 25

Flying ants are actually termites. Call an exterminator ASAP.

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Charlie Given 26

most species of ants grow wings once to twice a year and fly off to start new colonies

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Charlie Given 26

if you have carpenter ants then you have a lot of other issues time to call an exterminator and an inspector to come check out your house, carpenter ants like damp moldy places to live

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boopingsnoot 24

Go to a camping store and purchase a mosquito net for your bed. Then you’ll want an exterminator AND a home inspector.

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dwight7476 11

Get exterminator and stay out for a week

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dwight7476 11

Get exterminator and stay out for a week

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