Animals, Health, Creepy and Insects: Invasion - FML

Invasion

By Aaaaahhhhhhhh - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, I came home to carpenter ants coming out from under my baseboards. I went out and bought bait traps and now there are flying ants coming out of the woodwork. If I try to sleep, they crawl on me. FML

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ThrottleJockey 35

Wednesday 1 August 2018 22:01

Carpenter ants like to burrow in damp wood. You may have a water leak somewhere.

CrazedSanity 17

Wednesday 1 August 2018 7:47

There's only one solution here, clearly. You must burn down your house. Godspeed.

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Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Thursday 23 August 2018 20:39

Hans, get ze Flammenwerfer#

mpierola 12

Thursday 23 August 2018 20:56

I agree with another commenter. Those are most likely termites. 😨 Call that exterminator yesterday!

Akitakat 31

Friday 24 August 2018 13:55

Go down to the local zoo & borrow an ant eater. Win win.

Akitakat 31

Tuesday 28 August 2018 14:51

Ant that a shame.

FluffythePink 21

Friday 10 March 2023 10:04

At least it ain't spiders? You'd have to Google but ants are chemical sensor creatures. Something really strong like peppermint oil might keep them out of the cupboards until you get things fixed. I think some of the plug in pest repellers work on insects but I've no idea if it works for ants as well. Worth a Google 🤷

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