Paranoid

By Anonymous - 10/03/2023 06:00

Today, after I was locked out of my apartment, I went down the leaf-filled ravine behind the building to get to the fire escape ladder, climbed up four stories and over the balcony, then wiggled through the window on my stomach onto the living room floor. Now I'm back inside and paranoid about robbers doing the same. FML
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Same thing different taste

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And when they do, you'll see they didn't take any of your junk but left a note, "Hey, lady, get some better shit! This break-in wasn't worth the effort. Love, The Robbers."

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And when they do, you'll see they didn't take any of your junk but left a note, "Hey, lady, get some better shit! This break-in wasn't worth the effort. Love, The Robbers."

is have to really know there's something super valuable and nobody home with a firearm or other means of defense if I were to go to that effort to break in with so many easier targets.