Health: Irony failure

Irony failure

By alcoholic - 31/10/2009 14:30 - Estonia

Today, I was telling my teenage daughter about the effects from alcohol, and how she should not give in to peer pressure. While talking, I noticed that she was looking at me funny. There was a wine glass in my hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2021 23:00

Today, my 3 year-old toddler wanted to try my wine. I kept telling her it’s adult juice and she wouldn’t like it. When she kept bugging me about it I gave in, and gave her a tiny sip. She liked it, and continued to bug me about it even more. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2018 20:30

Today, my child's kindergarten teacher told me that my child said, "My mom drinks wine and lays down." I don't drink alcohol, although at times I drink juice in a wine glass. I'm pretty sure she thinks I'm an alcoholic. FML

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By boss_daughter - 20/05/2015 12:03 - United States

Today, while we were at a work party, I noticed a drunk lady in the mix. I pointed out to my boss how dumb she looked. It was his daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2012 05:50 - United States - Harrison

Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. She went on about how my girlfriend's dad is a no good drunk, following this statement with spilling her fifth glass of wine. FML

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Teenagers these days

By prostitott - 04/05/2013 07:22

Today, I caught my 14-year-old daughter stealing alcohol from me. After berating her for half-an-hour I finally said, "At least you're not doing drugs." She gave me a guilty smile and sheepishly said, "At least I'm not a prostitute?" FML

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By Good Parenting? - 26/06/2015 16:38 - United States - Columbia

Today, my mother woke me up by putting a beer on my face. After 15 minutes of her telling me to "just take a sip" and me rejecting it, I finally did just to shut her up. She then yelled at me for giving in to "peer pressure". FML

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By kashish0711 - 02/08/2009 16:14 - India

Today, I was at home, my mom came and saw me holding what she thought was a glass of beer. She took the glass, threw it and slapped me for drinking it. I was drinking Apple Juice. FML

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How very dare you?

By Anonymous - 23/08/2019 14:00

Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML

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Family values

By Anonymous - 06/10/2019 12:00 - Croatia

Today, my 11-year-old cousin walked up to me as I was enjoying a glass of wine with friends at my mother's birthday party. Thinking she wouldn't like it anyway, I let her try. The little fucker drank the entire glass in one go, adding, "Usually, daddy gives me vodka." Good to know what my family is up to. FML

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By mirrorfad - 29/01/2010 05:49 - France

Today, my mum got upset with me for getting my first hangover ever after being of legal drinking age for over 6 years. She is a closet alcoholic in denial who hides red wine bottles around the house. FML

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bieoe 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 19:33

**** everyone who's insulting the OP's parenting. Unless the OP abuses alcohol (there is no solid indication she does), there's nothing wrong with her parenting. The daughter is underage, the OP is not.

greenltrn2003 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 19:21

your parenting=awesome

Comments

jonny2x4 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 18:26

This isn't wine. This is Jesus juice. It's for grownups only. Now don't let me catch you drinking.

jeniilouise 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 21:52

LOL!

mikk 3

Sunday 1 November 2009 18:29

one glass of wine=good. One or two bottles of wine every day=bad. So there is no problem if you teach to drink wisely with a glass of wine in your hand.

rachelbrianna25 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 18:29

wow...

erraton 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 19:30

ma ARMASTAN eesti rahvast :D

kile88 2

Monday 2 November 2009 3:40

you just ruined your credibility if I was her I wouldn't take you seriously at all. ever. that's what you get for trying to be all righteous

Lardothefox 6

Monday 2 November 2009 8:53

Sounds like something my parents would do.

tigerg33 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 0:40

lmao way to be mom. my italian grandma has a glass of red wine a day, in italy your allowed to have wine with the family at dinner around 16 yrs old. needless to say when i visit grandma i know im gonna have a good time :)

cactusitude 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 12:19

i hate it when my parents do that xD you may be legally allowed to drink, but you shouldnt do the whole "do as i say, not as i do" thing. she wont respect you.

cactusitude 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 12:22

i hate it when my parents do that xD you may be legally allowed to drink, but you shouldnt do the whole "do as i say, not as i do" thing. she wont respect you.

grinchgirl 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 19:07

Kids learn by example. Enjoying one glass of wine responsibly as an adult shows the teen that alcohol can be fine. Give yourself a break, it's not like you were slugging back shots of tequila