Now if she had just pushed the cart instead...

OP should look on the bright side. At least it wasn't Black Friday. If it was, OP would have their head bashed in and would be sending this fml from the hospital.

Black Friday in a grocery store?

Id be like: "if you weren't so stupid to just leave you cart in everybody's way I would have touched it dumbass." Edit: It's not her property the cart and the content belong to the store until she pays for her shit

Walmart or Target perhaps?

Technically she didn't buy it and she doesn't own the cart, ergo exercising self defense could of been played. Did you punch her one tooth out or pulled her weave off?

Actually #2 little people can be very protective of their food and I'd know because I am VERY protective over my food

Fat people ay... "HEYY!! THATS MYYY CAKE!!"

Well that's no way to determine who's truly worthy of The Last Box, and who's just an impostor! I believe the protocol in situations like these is to hold a battle with several rounds: 1. Who has more food in her cart * 2. Who can navigate the store more efficiently 3. Who can list more ingredients of whatever treasure The Last Box holds 4. Chin count * Number of carts, if applicable Oh lawd, someday a fat person's gonna sit on me for all that...

#16 everyone else was just joking around but you just sounded rude!

#2 I can't explain it but god this made me laugh

#16 Reading your collection of "witty" comments I have come to the conclusion that you have to come up with better material, and be less of a bogan.

I wonder why his profile pic is a deceased 'roid abusing, gym junkie?

@39 Az, who was a good friend of mine and helped me with training and taught me a few things about life, passed away two years ago. If you are going to throw around personal insults, at least have the balls to address me, rather than verbally bash someone who is no longer with us and cant defend themself.

You're telling #39 what's right and wrong like bashing your deceased friend, even though you constantly make rude and offensive comments? yea that makes sense

Have a cry about it bro

Not a game no, its a monstrous challenge in which you are the gladiator and the retention of your life and limbs are the prize.

And some fava beans.

and maybe a little chili. I call it, "Mr. and Mrs. Tenorman Chili"

Do you like it, Scott?

#8, it kinda is. By putting stuff in her cart, she's signaling an intention to buy, so it's only a matter if a simple transaction to complete the deal. You don't swipe things from other people's carts, do you?

uggg people with their logic.....always ruin good comments...

That still doesn't make it technically your 'property'. It's in the same category as, for example, reserving a table in a restaurant. You put an option on it, therefor it is reserved for you, yet it isn't your property is it? And, although socially unacceptable and kinda rude, it isn't theft if I take something from your cart...

You don't get charged with theft by taking items off other customers-people who do that are simply pricks.