Intimacy: It happens to the best of us

It happens to the best of us

By unsatisfied - 01/02/2010 00:20 - United States

Today, things heated up with the new guy I've been seeing for a couple of weeks, he kept saying things like "I want you so bad" and "it's going to take hours" to the point that I was so hot, I decided to go for it. Apparently he has "a problem sometimes" getting it up. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2013 22:22 - United States - Arvada

Today, things got pretty steamy between my boyfriend and me. We started doing stuff that neither of us had tried before. Then, he straddled me with a raging erection and boomed, "IT HAS RISEN!" He didn't understand why I was suddenly no longer in the mood. FML

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Anticlimax

By Deidle-dee - 26/10/2010 16:37 - United States

Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for 6 years. Things got heated when we got back to his place, but he had trouble getting the condom on. As soon he got it on, he came. I told him it was ok, I'd help him get hard again. He said, "No thanks. I'm good." FML

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By Grace - 17/10/2018 03:00

Today, I drove over 3 hours to hook up with a guy I've been talking to for a couple of months. When we start having sex, he lasted less than a minute, and then couldn't get it up again afterwards. I slept uncomfortably the entire night on his twin bed while he snored. FML

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By aww, such a nice guy. NOT - 25/05/2014 17:46 - United States - Dodge City

Today, the previously charming guy I've been seeing for the past two weeks tried to introduce a weekly sex quota into our relationship. FML

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Quickie

By wasntworththedrive - 20/01/2010 06:43 - United States

Today, the guy that I've recently became close to texted me, wanting to hook up. He's very cute and I was definitely interested, so I agreed. The drive to his house lasted longer than the actual sex. He lives less than five minutes away. FML

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You deserved it 4 921

By Anonymous - 18/08/2018 03:30

Today, I had sex with a guy I'd had a crush on for a long time. When I asked if he was having trouble putting it in, he answered that he was fully in. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2012 05:31 - United States

Today, things were getting hot with my boyfriend and I started to breathe heavy and moan. He then says to me, "Babe, can you calm down, we're having sex not running a marathon." FML

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By MulticoloredSlug - 13/10/2016 10:57 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML

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By stillkindahorny - 13/09/2011 05:51 - United States

Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been seeing. It took him longer to put the condom on than it did to finish. FML

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Steamy

By DreeStahr - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Liberty

Today, I was texting my boyfriend and things were getting a little steamy. He said, "I really want you right now." So, of course, I told him to come over. To which he replied, "Nah." FML

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joshhh11 0

Monday 1 February 2010 9:15

well he did say "it's going to take hours" ;)

3_Kitten_3 0

Monday 1 February 2010 9:17

wow suckedge. He worked himself up so much that when it was time, the pressure was on to satisfy you greatly. Give him a chance, men get nervous too.

Comments

dynky 3

Thursday 4 February 2010 8:17

The more you make an issue out of it, the more of a problem it's going to be.

swkisses5 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 11:59

listen here u sex idiot...98% of the time if a guy tells u what he's gonna do to u and how good its going to be he will not deliver. he is only intensifying ur anticipation bc he knows he either wont last long, not good at phukking, or he can't get it up/get it to stay up. the man that will screw ur brains out of ur ears is the man that doesn't have to say anything to get u hot bc ur already jonesin for him just by him looking at u

Frankdutank 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 21:21

I agree with this last comment most men who talk the talk can't walk the walk.

justanotherhuman 21

Sunday 14 February 2010 11:03

lol- FYL. "Performance anxiety. It's what separates the amateurs from the professionals." ...except in circumstances involving health.

ChloFX 0

Tuesday 6 July 2010 9:05

Wow, what a self righteous b!tch. A lot of men have a problem with that, it's a bodily dysfunction.. F*cking educate yourself in the health field, or stop being such a selfish cu&t.

megachaos 3

Saturday 2 October 2010 14:31

his problem is that he's gay

Skyblu10 10

Thursday 7 October 2010 14:55

Family Guy reference: Seems like the last part of this is take off the episode where a senior citizen sees ****, then punches his junk, yelling: "Wake up, Damn it! Wake up!"