Love, Sex and Intimacy: Steamy

Steamy

By DreeStahr - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Liberty

Today, I was texting my boyfriend and things were getting a little steamy. He said, "I really want you right now." So, of course, I told him to come over. To which he replied, "Nah." FML

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You deserved it 1 492

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Do me

By noneofthesex - 10/02/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I sent a text to my boyfriend saying, "Come over and do me." He never responded. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 537

You deserved it 12 158

By princess - 17/03/2009 05:06 - Canada

Today, I texted my boyfriend of 6 months saying that I was in the mood, and that I was in bed, and naked. He texted back saying "U got fingers, use them, im going to bed xoxo". FML

I agree, your life sucks 151 964

You deserved it 40 648

Remote sex

By Anonymous - 05/02/2020 05:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I thought it would be fun to have a sex session with my boyfriend. I sent him a suggestive message, and 30 minutes later he texted me back to let me know he was done. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 380

You deserved it 355

By McKenna - 16/07/2011 04:10 - United States

Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 378

You deserved it 17 915

By Anonymous - 09/01/2014 17:59 - United States - Imperial

Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told him that I couldn't wait to get home and take care of him. He replied, "Nah, don't bother, I got this." Now I'm horny and sad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 65 092

You deserved it 7 768

By -___- - 29/09/2013 19:46 - United States - Winfield

Today, I sent my boyfriend a text asking him to come over a little later and have some "fun" with me. He texted back, "WTF babe? Breaking Bad's on tonight. You got a dildo, fucking use it." FML

I agree, your life sucks 68 783

You deserved it 27 696

By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 689

You deserved it 9 297

Sexy talk

By Anonymous - 16/01/2016 06:40 - United States - Denver

Today, I felt kind of horny for once, so I texted my boyfriend to let him know he'd be getting some action later. He replied, "I'm gonna fucken murder ur pussy when I get back!! :D" And just like that my sex drive once again crashed through the floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 010

You deserved it 4 819

By giantcuntflaps - 13/12/2014 16:03 - Australia

Today, I was trying to turn my boyfriend on with dirty texts. When he said "I'm horny," I teasingly replied, "Whoops, did I do that?" His reply? "Huh? Naw i'm watching sum porn". FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 530

You deserved it 6 871

By Anonymous - 04/06/2015 12:26 - United States - San Bruno

Today, I told my boyfriend I was horny and was waiting for him at my place. 30 minutes later, he still hadn't arrived, so I called him and asked if he was coming. He replied "Already did, right into a kleenex." and hung up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 538

You deserved it 4 447

cydia123 24

Friday 30 September 2016 11:37

Can't have wanted you that badly then.

gracehi 31

Friday 30 September 2016 11:49

That ******* tease.

Comments

cydia123 24

Friday 30 September 2016 11:37

Can't have wanted you that badly then.

domolovesyoshi 33

Friday 30 September 2016 11:38

Maybe he expected you to go to him

gracehi 31

Friday 30 September 2016 11:49

That ******* tease.

maharb01 17

Friday 30 September 2016 12:27

keep the slow burn going until the next time you'll be together, the build-up can be fun until then

Diamond_don 18

Friday 30 September 2016 12:49

He missed out

cuz803 44

Friday 30 September 2016 13:20

What a troll you're dating

babyblueyes 27

Friday 30 September 2016 13:31

Just say the same thing next time he wants sex.

tmj25789 23

Saturday 1 October 2016 3:10

I agree. If he wants to be a tease, then be a tease the next time.

MoroseMoose 47

Saturday 1 October 2016 4:30

This is what I was thinking. Get him all worked up until he's begging for it. "Nah."

lonewolf3400 10

Saturday 15 October 2016 21:48

Maybe he was busy doing something you never know man

Goblin182 26

Friday 30 September 2016 13:48

On my way, Babe

Catdragon 40

Friday 30 September 2016 15:34

I've had a guy tell me I could ask him for anything I wanted when I wanted it because I was always good at doing things with him. The first time I worked up the nerve to ask him and he tells me he doesn't feel like it because it's too easy and it puts him off. That really tore into me and I stopped chatting with him. Why say something if you're not going to fulfill it?