It happens to the best of us

By unsatisfied - 01/02/2010 00:20 - United States

Spicy
Today, things heated up with the new guy I've been seeing for a couple of weeks, he kept saying things like "I want you so bad" and "it's going to take hours" to the point that I was so hot, I decided to go for it. Apparently he has "a problem sometimes" getting it up. FML
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joshhh11 0

well he did say "it's going to take hours" ;)

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3_Kitten_3 0

wow suckedge. He worked himself up so much that when it was time, the pressure was on to satisfy you greatly. Give him a chance, men get nervous too.

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ansrab4ever 0

haha I garentee u are ugly as hell and when he finally realized what he was doing the thought WTF I better keep this down

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picturerazzi 0

Yes, let's make fun on someone for their medical problems.... hmmm maybe that is why you're SINGLE. Sex is a grown up thing to do... so you might wanna grow up first...

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dummydory 4

Well he's right, it is going to take hours haha

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killabenz09 0

he's right, it would last for hours....trying to get it up that is. lol

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katielynn02 0

fyl. it isn't his fault and its not your fault. it happens all the time to normal people. and to anybody that says otherwise f**k them. its happened to more girls than just you.

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Nylok 0

My girlfriend hates when sex lasts too long. I would never say that to somebody, besides the fact that it just sounds silly.

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perdix 29

You're telling me! My wife hates that, too. Wife, damn it, not girlfriend that I can instantly dump! A couple weeks ago, I was going at it like a **** star when she says she quits, and stops cooperating. She let me finish, but she just lay there like a dead weight, and that made things really difficult. I had to summon up naughty mental images of my FML lover to finish the job.

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alicia_was_here 3

you have a lover on FML?

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alicia_was_here 3

that's because i already made the correct assumption (;

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allysonrigby 4

apparently you have a problem with being inconsiderate of other peoplles' feelings and being selfish, oh no! now your life sucks so bad! grow up.

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cherriblizz 0

So? My boyfriend sometimes has trouble of getting him up. I don't consider it a FML, I enjoy trying different things to get him up and going. Some people are just too ungrateful.

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joefriend85 0

you know I have been in the same situation. you probably didn't do a thing to get it up. I'm sure your good looking and all but touches and moans are what gets most guys going. just cause a girl is lying there naked doesn't mean were gonna spring a boner

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devilishD 0

maybe you're just ugly...?

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