Cars and Health: It hurts

It hurts

By postop - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Far Rockaway

Today, I woke up to my mother telling me to sit up and get dressed because we had to go before it was too late. I had just woken up from surgery. She didn't want to be stuck in traffic. FML

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You deserved it 2 110

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By hungry/grumpy/disabled - 17/07/2022 12:00

Today, I'm on bed rest after a major surgery. I can walk to the bathroom but can barely raise my hands. At the hospital, my mom gave this dramatic speech of being there whenever I needed her. When I asked her to come make me breakfast, she didn’t show up til noon then complained I was in a bad mood. FML

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By mymomsstupid - 29/06/2011 14:51 - United States

Today, I woke up to the news that my mom's in jail. FML

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By Sam - 09/01/2018 19:00

Today, I had debilitating stomach cramps and told my mom, but she said she was too tired to take me to the ER. I had appendicitis. Thanks Mom. FML

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Arbitrary snooze button

By Thanks, Mom - 01/07/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, I had three days off work. My mom woke me up for work on all three of those days, despite my repeatedly asking her not to. When I actually had to go to work this morning, she didn't wake me up. At least I wasn't late. FML

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By SickOfYourShit - 16/12/2015 15:41 - United States - Kennewick

Today, my boyfriend's bitch of a mother had surgery and now I'm expected to be her at-home nurse. I haven't been able to sit down for more than 5 minutes thanks to her and I've barely slept. FML

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By nolips - 19/11/2009 15:53 - Norway

Today, my girlfriend woke up very early in terrible pain. I drove her to the hospital and fell asleep in the waiting area. When I woke up, my car was gone and it was 9am. She had assumed I just walked home (32 miles), so she took the car. I was the only one in the waiting area. FML

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Great job, Mom!

By BAintShht - 10/02/2023 16:00

Today, our dog became ill. My mom wasted no time attending her every needs and became very distressed. When I had appendicitis a few months ago, my mom told me to “sleep it off” and a friend had to take me to the hospital. She only called once to bitch at me for “doing this on purpose to make her feel bad.” FML

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By WipeYaBooty - 04/11/2017 15:00 - United States - Franklin

Today, I woke up with chest pain. It hurt just to breathe, but my parents made me go to school anyway. We're now sitting in the emergency room. FML

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Kids these days…

By daughter - 05/08/2012 07:49 - United States - Kailua

Today, since I'm still recovering from my surgery and can't drive, my daughter drove me to the doctor. When I was done and walked outside, she was nowhere to be seen. Then I got a text, saying, "Sorry, I forgot I have to be somewhere." The closest bus stop to our house is miles away. FML

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A mother's love…

By Anonymous - 08/10/2020 14:01 - United States - Allentown

Today, I crawled into my mom's room to tell her my stomach was in massive pain. She ended up throwing me out of the room while spraying me with Lysol. My appendix was about to burst and I needed surgery. FML

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myelias25 15

Friday 26 June 2015 10:32

Wtf did she expect? You to get ready after surgery fyl op, some people can be idiots

dezman2000 21

Friday 26 June 2015 10:36

From how bad your mother sounds, I wouldn't be surprised if she was the reason you were in surgery in the first place...

Comments

johnfulcher90 12

Friday 26 June 2015 23:20

makes sense, get your ass up and get in the car you spoiled ass crybaby

appletreee 30

Friday 26 June 2015 23:58

#42, you're clearly an idiot

ArturoJames 13

Saturday 27 June 2015 4:23

I was going to thumb you up for admitting you were wrong. Then I realized I was being too generous and thumbed you down. ******' idiot.

scarygurl 8

Saturday 27 June 2015 8:11

oh I'm so sorry, I accidentally pressed 'you deserve it'. I didn't mean it, sorry

IcemistDragon 20

Saturday 27 June 2015 9:11

Well that was considerate of her -_-...I hope they didn't discharge you immediately if it was something relatively major. She should have brought a book and a charger for her phone so she could pass time waiting for you to be ready. Heaven forbid she she has to deal with traffic =/

tomjay007 19

Saturday 27 June 2015 9:14

Feel better and get well soon. Traffic can be frustrating in some parts of NY nonetheless not an excuse for her

Naatya__fml 25

Saturday 27 June 2015 11:13

if you just woke up, you'll need a few hours to recover, so there will be not more traffic by then ^ ^ and it depends, they can keep you all the night and let you leave the morning just to be sure everything is okay ^ ^

False_Stupidity 41

Saturday 27 June 2015 23:37

Looks like we have another mother of the year candidate right here.

zyraxo 8

Tuesday 30 June 2015 7:35

After having two broken ribs, a fracture to my first lumbar vertebrae, and reconstructive surgery on my ankle/foot from a bad car accident, I politely asked my dad to get me a glass of water, he rudely replied saying "no, get it yourself, you have two feet." This was the day after I got out of surgery. I know how you feel OP, I really do.. Sometimes people can be so selfish.