It hurts

By dogbait - 14/02/2010 05:07 - France

Today, my neighbor's dog bit me, it was extremely painful. The gash in my leg was deep and bleeding like crazy. When I finally got into my house screaming in agonizing pain, my mother said "Quit bitching, walk it off and you'll be fine." My leg is purple now. FML
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Tripout 0

correct me if I'm wrong, but can't you sue the owners

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soozjw 2

Yes you need to get it looked at. It could get infected.

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sosadrightnow 4

Yea, my mom's like that. She thinks nothing is wrong. I'm pretty sure my toe has been broken for a few months, but "It's fine!"

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brandothemando 0

PEO-PLES COURT!!! *cha cha cha-cha-cha* PEO-PLES COURT!!! *cha cha cha-cha-cha*

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Icarus_II 0

Next time, maybe you should moon the dog instead of with your junk? If I were a dog and I seen someone doing that, I'd go bite them too. But being the "smart" individual would be to turn and run. I'm assuming OP turned...almost. I agree with your mom, walk it off, and keep that in your pants.

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blastvortex 3

If you provoked the dog, YDI. If the dog was unprovoked, FYL. If the latter is the case, then it also needs to be put down.

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ivyy 0

well at least u'll be rich soon, sue tha motha fucka!!!

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welderchick87 0

First of all, call the cops or animal control on your neighbors for their dog attacking you. Something will be done. Second...if you're old enough, take your stupid self to the ER. Third....if the dog had given you any kind of warning that it was going to bite...you should have backed off. If that's the case...you're retarded and desereved to get bitten.

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Consequences 0

How many years of medical school does the dumb **** of a mother have, again?

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Flymeister 3

GO TO THE HOSPITAL LIKE YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE BEFORE!!! But don't tell them about the dog because they will put it down, JUST TELL YOUR NEIGHBOR TO PUT UP A FENCE OR KEEP IT ON A LEASH!!!

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marquisallover 0

yo your life sucks man but dont complain i got bitten once by a dog it was unprovoked but of course my mother took me to a doctor but the point is you need to get it checked fast because if it comes to point of critical they might have to amputate your leg and if god forbid that happens SMACK YOUR MOTHER

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