Dogs, Painful and Health: It hurts

It hurts

By dogbait - 14/02/2010 05:07 - France

Today, my neighbor's dog bit me, it was extremely painful. The gash in my leg was deep and bleeding like crazy. When I finally got into my house screaming in agonizing pain, my mother said "Quit bitching, walk it off and you'll be fine." My leg is purple now. FML

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By Yoir mom - 16/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Port Richey

Today, I realized I was late for work, so I rushed out of bed only to accidentally step onto my dog which then promptly bit my leg and now I'm in the ER. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2013 17:39 - Spain - Mon?var

Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML

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By elly - 08/04/2021 14:00

Today, I broke my toe and screamed, "Fuck!" My mom heard and yelled at me for swearing, while I laid on the floor in pain. FML

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By ow - 13/06/2011 05:39 - United States

Today, I was home alone in my apartment. I tripped over my dresser and fell and sprained my ankle. As I was laying there in agonizing pain, my downstairs neighbor shouted at me to shut up. FML

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By erianne - 07/05/2018 15:00

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2021 12:01 - Canada - Bancroft

Today, my neighbor's dog came to visit and I tried to bring him back home like I usually do. Only this time, when I grabbed the dog's collar, they zapped him! And it zapped me! My teeth still hurt! FML

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Tripout 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 12:01

correct me if I'm wrong, but can't you sue the owners

soozjw 2

Sunday 14 February 2010 12:00

Yes you need to get it looked at. It could get infected.

Comments

bruter65 0

Monday 15 February 2010 5:08

fake and gay

strawberry6826 0

Monday 15 February 2010 5:12

ouch your moms a bitchh.

Angejolie 0

Monday 15 February 2010 6:25

you need to call animal control before that dog kills you next time.

omg_thats_funny 0

Monday 15 February 2010 7:09

did u kick the dog

garuru 4

Tuesday 16 February 2010 1:25

are u stupid number one theres rabies and a gash on ur leg if not treated properly could get infected

iplaymw2 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 5:22

well first go to the er because rabies is a bitch....a dog bit me on the ass once and it hurt like hell fyl

DeadHorseman 11

Tuesday 16 February 2010 6:44

time to put old yeller down

tisiphone_fml 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 5:46

You need to go to the doctor if you are old enough to drive. You could end up with a serious infection. People have lost limbs due to bad animal bites. If you're underage you need to call the police, and file reports with DCFS and Animal Control if necessary.