Are friends electric?

By Anonymous - 30/07/2021 12:01 - Canada - Bancroft

Today, my neighbor's dog came to visit and I tried to bring him back home like I usually do. Only this time, when I grabbed the dog's collar, they zapped him! And it zapped me! My teeth still hurt! FML
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Gooey 30

That's confusing. Was it a zap collar or some unfortunate static discharge?

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RichardPencil 30

Nah. Humans are easier to train than dogs.

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Gooey 30

That's confusing. Was it a zap collar or some unfortunate static discharge?

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RichardPencil 30

Looks like the training collar worked. They trained you to not grab their dog by the neck! Bet you're not going to do that again.

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SirSteamLocomotive 9

How about training the dog not to wander into other people's yards? That would be much more effective.

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RichardPencil 30

Nah. Humans are easier to train than dogs.

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ChipBoundary 9

Your mileage clearly differs in that regard. In my experience dogs are easier to train than the vast majority of humans, simply because dogs are more intelligent.

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Chazzster 28

It’s actually simple - Leave your neighbor’s dog alone. Don’t feed it or pet it or talk to it and it won’t come over. It’s not your dog.

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