Dogs, Painful and Health: It hurts

It hurts

By dogbait - 14/02/2010 05:07 - France

Today, my neighbor's dog bit me, it was extremely painful. The gash in my leg was deep and bleeding like crazy. When I finally got into my house screaming in agonizing pain, my mother said "Quit bitching, walk it off and you'll be fine." My leg is purple now. FML

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By Yoir mom - 16/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Port Richey

Today, I realized I was late for work, so I rushed out of bed only to accidentally step onto my dog which then promptly bit my leg and now I'm in the ER. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2013 17:39 - Spain - Mon?var

Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML

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By elly - 08/04/2021 14:00

Today, I broke my toe and screamed, "Fuck!" My mom heard and yelled at me for swearing, while I laid on the floor in pain. FML

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By ow - 13/06/2011 05:39 - United States

Today, I was home alone in my apartment. I tripped over my dresser and fell and sprained my ankle. As I was laying there in agonizing pain, my downstairs neighbor shouted at me to shut up. FML

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By erianne - 07/05/2018 15:00

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2021 12:01 - Canada - Bancroft

Today, my neighbor's dog came to visit and I tried to bring him back home like I usually do. Only this time, when I grabbed the dog's collar, they zapped him! And it zapped me! My teeth still hurt! FML

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Tripout 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 12:01

correct me if I'm wrong, but can't you sue the owners

soozjw 2

Sunday 14 February 2010 12:00

Yes you need to get it looked at. It could get infected.

Comments

lovelyinblack81 2

Sunday 14 February 2010 23:26

yeah i got bit by a dog on my forearm twice in less then a second. it was apparently a "warning shot" well i ended with nerve damage in both arms and now have issues opening bottles and jars. go to th doctors.

Jessi_Rose96 0

Monday 15 February 2010 0:21

question: why r u here if you're turnin into Barney????

finalfantasy7 0

Monday 15 February 2010 0:24

WIN!!!!!

WaSteOfMyLiFe527 0

Monday 15 February 2010 0:29

sounds like my parents.. Ill fall really bad and there will be blood everywhere. and they ask me "if the floor is okay" and im like wow thanks guys for the loveee!!

gingersnapper 0

Monday 15 February 2010 0:47

Bite your mother. Now she, too, can enjoy a painful staph infection!

sweetie96200 0

Monday 15 February 2010 2:01

My dog bit me. Now I'm stuck with scars for the rest of my life. FML.

z_xcvu96 0

Monday 15 February 2010 2:17

what the hell is wrong with your mom? no offense but she is a physco.

smilefreely 0

Monday 15 February 2010 2:44

LMFAO, you have one hard-ass mom, (x LOL. go to the freakin` emergency room, what if you have rabies?..

crmccullough 1

Monday 15 February 2010 3:47

you can get all sorts of nasty infections from dog bites, the worst of which makes your leg turn black and fall off. you might want to get it checked out!

mandy_Reeves 0

Monday 15 February 2010 4:29

Heh...yeah true about infections...my shih tzu likes to lick my face...once she kinda got overzealous and stuck her tounge in my eyeball...I wound up with kerato conjunctivitis....which is like the worst level pink eye...it got into the matrix of my eye and I could have gone blind If i let it go another week. I thought it was allergies...wound up not being able to wear contacts for a year

Houndourpup 0

Monday 15 February 2010 4:52

If you turn into a warewolf, rip your mother to shreds! :D

MeleMallory 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 10:02

Werewolf. And you can't turn into one by getting bit by a dog. Otherwise it'd be called a weredog. (Although, technically speaking, you couldn't turn into one anyway, since they don't exist.)