Kids, Embarrassing, Shopping and Awkward: It is though

It is though

By Timv86 - 16/02/2010 08:18 - Australia

Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yelled at the top of her voice, "Stop following me, you freak." I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML

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By wouaf - 29/05/2015 04:19 - France - Voiron

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By streaker? - 27/11/2015 14:21 - Germany - Langenhagen

Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML

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By gloomy - 15/08/2017 20:00

Today, my daughter and I went to the mall. While we were looking for clothes, she walked away from me and touched a man on the arm and smiled and said "Hi!" The man freaked out and screamed at me for letting that "thing" in public and to "wear a condom next time." FML

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Pranks for all ages

By atleastshelldiefirst - 13/10/2012 00:18 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML

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By Bucks9 - 07/05/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML

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No touching!

By Noname - 27/01/2009 19:36 - United States

Today, at the mall my brother and I went to look at a vendor's items when my mom said not to touch anything. Thinking my brother was standing next to me, I saw him touching stuff so I smacked him in the arm and told him to stop. I turn to see that the old lady to my side was giving me a mean look. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2014 15:50 - United States

Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML

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It's not what you think

By shway - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was at the grocery with my 4 year-old daughter. She needed me to tie one of her shoes so I bent down. When I was done, I tickled her under the armpit, and she screamed, "Don't touch me there!" Everyone in the store turned to stare. FML

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It's not what you think

By Shopper - 23/05/2012 22:50 - United States

Today, I was shopping with a friend. We snuck into the same fitting room so we could give our opinions on each other's clothes. The suspicious saleswoman knocked on the door and asked how many people were in our room. I quickly answered, "It's OK. She's just watching." FML

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clib542 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 16:10

I guess she will be walking home

Geckofreak97 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 16:09

That sort of thing has happened to me on more than one occasion. FYL

Comments

BlueTwist89 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 17:22

Lol, your sister is cruel.

blastvortex 3

Tuesday 16 February 2010 17:23

You had security escort you out of the store? What? You mean you asked them to do it? (LOL) Time to reword that, OP. I fail to see how the hell you'd let them get away with that though. That's pretty stupid, OP. Ask to see the manager, show them your ID, etc. Even if you still get escorted off of the premises, she's the one who'll look like an ass in the end. Of course, either way there'd still be hell to pay. You'd better get her back something fierce.

aardvarkish 15

Tuesday 16 February 2010 17:30

girls get all the really fun pranks

KurouTenshi 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 17:32

"yeah and remember that one time when I yelled perv and the cops came for you?" "Sis that was 12 years ago...I got thrown jn JAIL for that!!" "ahaha yeah, good times...cooold times..."

Ardell 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 17:39

Well next time mommy and daddy goes out, little sister would be getting locked outside of the house. And when she's banging and trying to get in the house, call the cops and inform them that some young girl is trying to break into your house. (;

Alienhfy 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 17:45

Dude, it works. Until the cops pull an ID check. But still, it works :)

Ardell 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 17:48

Lol yea until they pull the ID check. Until then, the look on her face would be priceless and so worth it. :]

willsbitch 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 17:54

hahahaha

x3selly 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 18:16

that little bitch!! THAT is the reason while I hate kittle kids :/

perdix 29

Tuesday 16 February 2010 18:28

She's right, that was hilarious. You know what else is hilarious? The old-timey, classic **** punch. You two could be a performance art comedy duo, a real-life Itchy n Scratchy Show, if you will.