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By Timv86 - 16/02/2010 08:18 - Australia

Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yelled at the top of her voice, "Stop following me, you freak." I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML

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By wouaf - 29/05/2015 04:19 - France - Voiron

Today, I was out shopping with my little sister. I wanted to try something on, so I put my bag in front of a changing room and jokingly told her to bark if someone came near. She ended up biting a lady who was trying to get into one of the changing rooms. FML

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By sis - 19/02/2018 16:30 - United States - Hesperia

Today, I went shopping with my sister’s husband to help him choose a birthday gift for her. My sister’s insane friend saw us, followed us, and caused a huge screaming scene in the middle of the mall accusing us of having an affair. FML

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By streaker? - 27/11/2015 14:21 - Germany - Langenhagen

Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML

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By gloomy - 15/08/2017 20:00

Today, my daughter and I went to the mall. While we were looking for clothes, she walked away from me and touched a man on the arm and smiled and said "Hi!" The man freaked out and screamed at me for letting that "thing" in public and to "wear a condom next time." FML

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By atleastshelldiefirst - 13/10/2012 00:18 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML

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By Bucks9 - 07/05/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML

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No touching!

By Noname - 27/01/2009 19:36 - United States

Today, at the mall my brother and I went to look at a vendor's items when my mom said not to touch anything. Thinking my brother was standing next to me, I saw him touching stuff so I smacked him in the arm and told him to stop. I turn to see that the old lady to my side was giving me a mean look. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2014 15:50 - United States

Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML

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By shway - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was at the grocery with my 4 year-old daughter. She needed me to tie one of her shoes so I bent down. When I was done, I tickled her under the armpit, and she screamed, "Don't touch me there!" Everyone in the store turned to stare. FML

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By Shopper - 23/05/2012 22:50 - United States

Today, I was shopping with a friend. We snuck into the same fitting room so we could give our opinions on each other's clothes. The suspicious saleswoman knocked on the door and asked how many people were in our room. I quickly answered, "It's OK. She's just watching." FML

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clib542 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 16:10

I guess she will be walking home

Geckofreak97 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 16:09

That sort of thing has happened to me on more than one occasion. FYL

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amarkley 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:49

this is hilarious

offtheheezy 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:53

It IS hilarious. But yeah, bitch move.

TOADified 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 5:25

you shouldve left her in that store and gone home

aricTB 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 6:11

rofl

Smiley420 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 7:49

this shit had me weak when i read it LMAO

rollover_dj 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 8:06

bahaha haven't laughed so hard in ages!

AlexjnUK 3

Wednesday 17 February 2010 11:40

That does suck for you, but your sister sounds hilarious!

krs500 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 11:58

you're sister rocks

wordgirl 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 16:22

I think krs500 just called you a nun. ^^

ringaringaring 16

Monday 30 March 2015 3:08

*your

mempholicious 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 18:02

yo sis is da bomb! I bet she enjoys calling 911 to report an assault right?

lbyh4 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 19:08

wow wat a mean girl

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