Animals: It's a doggy dog world

It's a doggy dog world

By RoommateWanted - 10/09/2013 21:02 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, my roommate unexpectedly came home with a new puppy. I'm severely allergic to dogs. When I reminded her of this, she explained that the puppy was her family now and if I didn't like it I should move out because blood is thicker than water. My roommate is my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2014 22:28 - United States

Today, after leaving my mom's house, I got 4 text messages from her about how I was a terrible person for not saying goodbye to my sister when I left. The "sister" she was referring to is the family dog. FML

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By the un-loved child - 28/07/2013 22:34 - United States - Salida

Today, my mom confessed to loving my "little sister" more than she loves me. My "little sister" is the family dog. FML

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By *sneeze* - 29/11/2018 12:00

Today, it's my wife's birthday. Since I had work, I gave her $200 to spend on herself and left. When I came back with dinner and the movie she wanted, I found her with a dog. She is very attached to him because the shelter was going to put him down. I love him, but I'm allergic to dogs. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - South Salem

Today, my sister came to stay with me in my apartment for the last few weeks of her difficult pregnancy. However she didn't tell me she was bringing her two dogs, her jackass of a husband, my bratty nephew, and an inflatable kiddie pool so she could have a natural water birth in my living room. FML

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By achoooo - 07/11/2009 05:34 - United States

Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML

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By busybuzzybee - 17/08/2011 00:31 - United States

Today, my asshole of a roommate finally decided to move out. Not only did he take his belongings with him, he took some of mine as well. Including my dog. FML

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Cats 4 life

By Doggone it - 12/11/2022 12:00

Today, I've been living with my new roommate's dogs for three days now. In an ironic twist, the small one is very well-behaved, while the two big ones are disobedient little shits. Every day, I get a thousand more reminders as to why I'm a cat person. I can't do this anymore. FML

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By nackpattywhackgiveadogabone - 23/09/2010 11:01 - United States

Today, after I got off work, as I walked into the house, I noticed something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kicked it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML

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Furry family

By crazy dog lady - 02/11/2020 02:02 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got evicted for having too many dogs. She expects me to let her and all 5 dogs live in my one-bedroom apartment. When I told her no, that I’d get evicted too, she said that should be a sacrifice I’m willing to make for “our family” if I really loved her. They aren’t even my dogs. FML

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By ginya - 07/06/2016 01:58 - United States - Bedford

Today, my sister asked me to let her dog out of the kennel when I got home. I did only to have the little beast bite me. She then ate the entire content of the cat's litter box, which she couldn't keep down. FML

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Aeroxx1337 17

Wednesday 11 September 2013 9:08

Clearly her skull is thicker than her blood.

Miss_Latina 13

Wednesday 11 September 2013 9:11

Now you have 2 bitches as roommates

Comments

Imaginationn 6

Wednesday 11 September 2013 20:27

Move out and see how she makes it paying for rent, herself and the puppy. Im sure it wont last long

toneeangel 22

Wednesday 11 September 2013 21:28

Shes a royal bitch. Hopefully you live in an apartment and can throw her out or leave and have her deal with its mess. Or buy a cat.

suri23 11

Wednesday 11 September 2013 22:26

Younger sister? Sounds like it!

lostribe 3

Wednesday 11 September 2013 22:52

I think this was her way of getting you to move out. Time to go.

life_sucks225 13

Wednesday 11 September 2013 22:57

I hate people that put animals over the safety of some people. Its not inhumane to put the dog out, its a dog, it doesnt matter if its a puppy just keep it outside or in a seperate room.

heinous966 15

Wednesday 11 September 2013 23:28

Bonds of blood are thicker than the water of the womb.

louk16 1

Thursday 12 September 2013 0:41

It sounds like your sister might be a massive idiot.

PsychoKittie 7

Thursday 12 September 2013 1:26

Buy something shes allergic to

ingram450 3

Thursday 12 September 2013 5:47

I say shoot the dog

Gingerette 8

Thursday 12 September 2013 5:52

Personally, I miss subtle sarcasm. I sometimes don't get it, but I still like to see it. I like knowing that there are different types of humor on this site. Also, maybe thumbing down sarcasm excessively would make it easier to pick out. Everybody seems to like the thumbs down button, anyway.