It's a doggy dog world

By Patrick - 14/10/2012 04:39 - United States - Sulphur

Today, I brought my new puppy home. I saw her sniffing around, so I took her outside to do her business. She simply played in the grass for ten minutes, so I brought her in. She walked in the door, squatted, and shit. She has diarrhea. This is the fourth time today. FML
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mclauren29 22

Just stay outside with your dog, sounds much cleaner.

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lajaynay 15

When my Corgi was a puppy, I'd stay outside with him until he did his business. Walking them rather than just letting them play tends to get it done quicker. After the fourth time though, you deserved it.

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nissan31 2

That's why I don't have a dog

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bankrupt 15

Right there with you, No. 105. Life is too short to be chained to your house because of a dog's shit-and-piss schedule and then have to watch the dog shit and piss and then praise the dog for ******** and pissing or walk the dog so it can sniff the shit and piss of other dogs. Forget it. At the end of my life I want to say that I did more than monitor a dog's asshole.

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Mifflicious 18

Chained to your house? Do you think you have to watch your dog for YEARS before it gets housetrained? I bet you wont have too much to talk about at the end of your life since you doesn't seem to know too much or want to do anything that takes the slightest effort.

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fthku 13

That was one of the dumbest things I ever read, #109.

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fuzz97 23

Oh, I get it. Even so, it's a bit of a stretch

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Psychology_13 8

it's even worse when the dog is 3, wants back inside, then *****.

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SBCR_fml 6

Go buy canned pumpkin and give her 1-2 spoon fulls every meal. It takes care of diarrhea

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greasygoafer 10

that's what puppies do!! i had to bottle feed my pup from 2 weeks old, they can't be house broken that young, she pooped everywhere!!

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brightaylar 4

This happens with my puppy more than you think. She's 9 months

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cityandcolourx33 0

Don't change her food. She's just like a baby; it'll make her tummy upset. Don't feed her table scraps and see if it goes away. My one st. Bernard's eats table scraps but it make the other ones tummy upset

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pheonix_flash 7

Thats a puppy for you... It takes time for pupoies to learn to do their business outside.

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