By bbbbb - 14/10/2012 05:29 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, I slipped on a crayon a little girl threw on the floor, causing me to drop the tray of water I was carrying, making me spill it all over her. After getting cussed out by her mom, I was fired for making a customer unhappy. FML
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perdix 29

Sounds like a shitty job anyways. You've got to do menial chores around spoiled rotten brats with their obnoxious, abusive, arrogant parents and are backed up by spineless, obsequious management. As with a cheating boyfriend, you can do better. Begging for small change under a bridge would be more dignified than working at that shithole with those shit people.

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golfer_boi 10

The customer is always right? Not this time.

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golfer_boi 10

The customer is always right? Not this time.

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Futacy 29

It scares me deeply that that this is the next generation. Pretty soon, these brats will be driving and voting.

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mduffy08 8

They say this... Every generation...

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UncleMuscles 5

I agree with 44. And who knows, the next generation could think glass condoms are a good idea.

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Futacy 29

^ You're doing it waaaaaaaaaaaaaay wrong. what a disgrace to 강남스타일。

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panda_burrito 2

God, I dont get people. How can they be so blatantly irrational. That sucks OP.

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cr3ativity 15

Because people like that believe they have certain rights which gives them a sense of self-entitlement which /guarantees their ******* weight in gold/.

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perdix 29

Sounds like a shitty job anyways. You've got to do menial chores around spoiled rotten brats with their obnoxious, abusive, arrogant parents and are backed up by spineless, obsequious management. As with a cheating boyfriend, you can do better. Begging for small change under a bridge would be more dignified than working at that shithole with those shit people.

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GothicAngel17 24

Aww, perdix, you're always so bitter :') never, ever change.

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gc327072 30

Lol I can picture Perdix at a job: Boss walks up, yelling Perdix: "Sir have you had a nice cup of Shut The **** Up today?"

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onlychildFTW 33

Customers really are just jerks. It's like common decency is gone.

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Welshite 39

Getting soaked with water vs potential broken bones. Unreasonable customer. I would fight that termination if I were you.

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Epikouros 31

A ninja waitress would have kept the tray of water level while falling on her behind.

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ICastillo 24

A ninja waitress also wouldn't have been seen at all

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GothicAngel17 24

Do you guys have Fair Work over there? Because I'd be calling them. That's unfair dismissal and I dare say it was caught on camera. Don't let them walk all over you like that, because they'll just keep doing it to people.

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mikepzz 27

jeebus op, that's rough! youre probably better off somewhere else if you got fired for that

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LoveGuru69 0

God those hurt sooo bad when you step on them without shoes on

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september1395 7

19- oh really? I thought it might feel good-__-

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cr3ativity 15

26: It more or less depends on the situation. Pain: stumbling in the dark while drunk, and stepping on a triangle piece with your big toe. Pleasure: getting out of a hot bath, stepping on a Lego base plate (that big flat thingy whee you set up houses and buildings) with feet that have calluses from nearly a decade's worth of aikido.

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msfudgemuffins 6

that place doesn't deserve you anyway... if they would fire you for making one customer unhappy w/o even listening to your side of the story or anything

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autumnpanda 2

Ah, Connecticut. The land over the over-priveledged, entitled parents and the unfulfilling service jobs.

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