It's a match!

By Ren - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Medina

Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML
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iarefatal 9

Tell him it's an invitation;)

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challan 19

I think that was incredibly nice. Seems like a sweet guy. Don't be embarrassed, roll with it. Make fun of yourself, Op, nobody likes insecurities.

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jmelsha11 11

11- Wait wait wait. First you said slutty was classy, then you say it isn't the way to go? You're sending me mixed messages here...

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noodleboix 10

At least he was nice enough to say it to you privately

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80skid 15

I know it's embarrassing, but appreciate his subtlety. Most guys would just blurt it out.

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sk83r641 4

At least he was nice enough to even tell you...

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Twisted_Angel 17

Text him back saying "I was hoping you'd notice. pick me up at 10 ;-)"

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spikekutter 9

walking around with your pants unzipped is an easy way for a guy to get into them..

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xmaximusx 12

Now you owe him dinner and the ice is already broken aweeeeee

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