Shopping and Miscellaneous: It's a match!

It's a match!

By Ren - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Medina

Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML

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By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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By joybirdnot_13 - 08/07/2009 12:08 - United States

Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 mins. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML

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Nice try

By fyourlife - 21/10/2009 19:53 - United States

Today, while working as a cashier, I was flirting with this cute girl. When I asked her if she had her store card she said, "No", paused, then said "Can I give you my number?" I said, "Sure, that would be awesome, do you want mine?" She said no. I didn't know I could just enter the card number. FML

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By Bucks9 - 07/05/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML

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You deserved it 7 143

By sweet92 - 15/05/2009 04:32 - United States

Today, I went to a store to buy pants for a new job. A really hot guy helped me get a pair down from a high shelf so I could try them on. He had flirted with me so I hurried in the fitting room so I could go talk to him. Note to self: Check to see if you have pants on after trying on clothes. FML

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By Scoudrel - 26/02/2021 17:01

Today, I flirted with the cashier at the local bagel joint. I complimented her unique blue hair and got her number. Later on that evening, she served my girlfriend and me our food at a different restaurant. FML

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By booksandshadows - 04/03/2014 09:06 - United States - San Diego

Today, while walking through Wal-Mart I noticed a cute employee. With a sudden burst of confidence, I walked right up to him, intending to ask for his number. Instead, I looked him in the eye and said, "Excuse me sir, how much do you know about bedsheets?" and then ran. FML

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Are you new?

By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 02:28 - United States - Lakewood

Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML

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Nice try

By UncleRory - 16/05/2009 09:13 - United States

Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said, "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying, "I'm good" or, "I'm okay", I said, "I'm gay". FML

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By thisiswhyimsingle - 14/09/2015 05:17 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I decided to to gather up the courage to ask the cute boy in my math class for his number. He gave it to me, and I texted him later that night. But little did I know he actually gave me the number of the creep in class who is always grabbing my ass. I ended up asking the creep out. FML

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iarefatal 9

Friday 28 December 2012 16:08

Tell him it's an invitation;)

challan 19

Friday 28 December 2012 16:10

I think that was incredibly nice. Seems like a sweet guy. Don't be embarrassed, roll with it. Make fun of yourself, Op, nobody likes insecurities.

Comments

micahdunk 13

Friday 28 December 2012 16:15

Look on the bright side at least you didn't look stupid anymore.

kingsian 15

Friday 28 December 2012 19:30

I agree with okie be real happy cause a person like me would have laugh at u, took a picture of u and talked bad about u lol

Clioo_fml 17

Friday 28 December 2012 22:26

62- Just because her pants were unzipped? You need a hobby...

kingsian 15

Friday 28 December 2012 23:56

I do it's called people watching and talking shit lol it's a damn joke you know haha laugh funny if u don't get it then I don't know what to tell you but get that sand out your ****** lol

Clioo_fml 17

Saturday 29 December 2012 5:40

Good jokes are supposed to be funny to more than one person...and by the looks of it, you're the only one understanding and liking your 'joke'.

CharresBarkrey 15

Saturday 29 December 2012 10:46

82 - Are you sure you're 26? You sound more like 11.

TellMeWhatsDeath 14

Friday 28 December 2012 16:16

Good guy Greg?..that's actually really sweet.

interesting33 36

Friday 28 December 2012 16:17

If it makes you feel better - there are SO many people who do embarrassing things - think of when trousers split and things :) You will be fine - chat to him! You made a friend :P :D

EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

Saturday 29 December 2012 3:52

Your picture is frightening 0.0

ShadowlessSpear 21

Saturday 11 October 2014 21:10

"And then I... split my pants"

pradip 26

Friday 28 December 2012 16:17

Ask him what he'd have done if you didn't give your number. E-mail or Facebook?

chris_a7x 11

Friday 28 December 2012 16:17

Well, he could have been a creepy old guy instead that tried to zip it for you.

micahdunk 13

Friday 28 December 2012 16:38

I have had that happen before. Not cool. Then the old guy continued to ask me out for dinner.

perdix 29

Friday 28 December 2012 16:18

He wants you to zip it up so no other guys take up your desperate invitation. He wants to keep the easy access to himself ;)

OrangeKnife 10

Friday 28 December 2012 16:21

So this is confusing, he has the nerve to ask you for your number but not to tell you you pants are unzipped? :|

jesustitts 20

Friday 28 December 2012 21:26

Well maybe he really wanted her number and saying "Your pants are unzipped. Can I get your number?" Would have been a little awkward and maybe even creepy?