Lol they're married anyway.. Though you still need permission.

Not necessarily. I mean you don't ask "do you want to sex?" every time you want to go down haha. Sort of ruins the mood. I'd say consent rather than permission. She'll let you know if she doesn't want to do anything

not really, i mean it’s his wife

That's what you think. But nooo. I still get criticized and called a cannibal whenever I remove one of my girls from the freezer hooks. It hurts my feelings. :(

Hey, don't let those bastards get you down, Welshy! I thought you were very gentle when you took me off my hook—which, by the way, was made of the comfiest metal! Now I have this new prosthetic leg, and you have a full stomach! Win-win!

I'm so glad you enjoyed the accommodations, Trip. I treat my dinner guests with all the respect and care they deserve, and I hope you found being snugly bundled and aged equally as pleasing. Only the best for you.

I ship it!

I'm amazed you guys aren't grasping this. The OP is very, very short and was walking down the hallway. When she was about to pass the closet, she jumped—as we ALL do when we get near closets—and got hung on the knob by one of her belt loops. This is standard stuff.

#19, sarcasm, my friend.

#19, you must be confused, do you not know that jumping (preferably as high as possible) when walking past a closet is rudimentary politeness ?

its possible. I learned that the hard way

It's okay, 19. I had to read it again to understand the sarcasm.

I still don't get how she got stuck it's not exactly possible to get the belt loop stuck on and then hang there shed suddenly have to shrink like a foot

I'm more facinated on how you know the specifics of this... I mean I've snagged bad enough to need to remove my pants and undo it myself, but this is a whole new level.

yes, but naturally your body would fall back down and your lower half would be close enough to the ground to stand again.

Not really. Weight distribution means a lot of the average person's weight is in their torso- meaning belt line and up. On the other side of the fulcrum is the person's legs. So most of the mass is in the top half, unless the person has a very bottom-heavy frame. As for how I know, I've had it happen to me, and also seen it happen to someone else. Not at the same time, obviously, but it does happen, even if it isn't common.