Food, Cooking, Erratas and Miscellaneous: It's bad for your health

It's bad for your health

By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Lyon

Today, Murphy's law didn't check out: my piece of toast didn't fall on the side covered in a spread of jam. However, when I leaned against the corner of the table to pick it up, I knocked a full ashtray on top of it. FML

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You deserved it 7 045

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Thaylok 17

Tuesday 1 August 2023 20:06

If something can go wrong, it will at the most inopportune time. The Toast fall was Murphys setup for the ash.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 1 August 2023 20:39

Sounds like Murphy was ******* with you, briefly letting you think the universe wasn't out to get you. Then, boom, it got you!

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Thaylok 17

Tuesday 1 August 2023 20:06

If something can go wrong, it will at the most inopportune time. The Toast fall was Murphys setup for the ash.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 1 August 2023 20:39

Sounds like Murphy was ******* with you, briefly letting you think the universe wasn't out to get you. Then, boom, it got you!

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