It's better than nothing, I suppose

By thatonekid - 06/05/2009 22:04 - United States

Today, my dad texted me, "I love u." I replied, "I love you too dad... are you drunk?" He answers back, "Of course I am..." My dad only tells me he loves me when he's drunk. FML
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Shrtpixy 0

People usually tells the truth when intoxicated.......USUALLY! so don't take it hard.

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Cg3780byoch 0

you know what they say drunken words are sober thoughts

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ThatsAli3 0

oh = ( when i tell my dad i love him he says i know. when i ask him why he doesn't say i love you back, he says he doesn't lie. But he;s kidding... i think. That's really sad= (

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newman125001 0

Maybe you're just a horrible and unlovable person. Suicide is painless

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HomeBurger 0

Bah, what are you worried about? I've never met someone who lies when they drink.

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lumos_nox_fml 0

if people tell the truth when they're drunk, then i guess my dad hates my guts.

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alwaysloveashxx 0

at least he's said it to you. i don't think my parents have EVER said those words to me before.

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Golden_fml 1

My dad doesn't ever tell me he loves me, either. He just can't, even though I know he does. He can't EVER say "sorry" either. It's okay,

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Failercoptor 0

this is a real FML. good old fashioned family disfunction....

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