Poopoo peepee, Ecology and Intimacy: It's good for the planet

It's good for the planet

By Marcela - 18/03/2009 13:47 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower with my new boyfriend for the first time. Last night was the first night we spent together. As I was washing my hair, I looked down at my feet and noticed yellow water. Some of the warm water I felt on my feet was not from the shower head. FML

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By Pissy - 23/05/2019 06:05

Today, I thought my boyfriend wanted to be romantic by pouring a bath, getting in then calling me in. As I get comfortable, he stands up and gets out. At the same time, I notice yellow water. He'd pissed in the tub for a joke. FML

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By itsbeenalongday - 27/09/2015 16:05 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was taking a long, relaxing, hot bath with my girlfriend after a long day. She had fallen asleep in my arms and everything was perfect - until I noticed the water around us had started turning yellow as she pissed herself in her sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 06:21

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to take our first shower together. When he came into the room, he had swimming trunks on. FML

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By quirrus - 07/05/2012 09:42 - United States

Today, while showering with my boyfriend, he asked if something was weird about his penis. Naturally, I looked closer. As soon as I did, he sprayed my face with urine. This is only the beginning; we just moved in. FML

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By Wet dreamer - 17/01/2018 19:00

Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML

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Sick moves, dude

By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 09:20 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML

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Oh hi!

By showerstupid - 04/04/2009 08:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was in the shower, and I decided to go join him. I took all my clothes off and stepped into the bathroom. I slipped on some water, and ended up hitting my head on the toilet and passing out. When I came to, I saw my boyfriend's dad looking over me in his towel. Wrong person. FML

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Headshot

By home owner - 20/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML

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By ohray - 11/12/2014 16:09 - Turkey - Kibris

Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2017 04:00

Today, after not showering with my boyfriend in 3 months, he called me in to the bathroom and asked me to shower with him. After getting excited and ripping my clothes off, I get in and he asks me to wash his hair. FML

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gxfu 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:02

don't lie, that's hot.

daniisme 0

Friday 2 April 2010 14:42

at least you know urine his heart :D

Comments

thp101 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 17:41

He's just marking his territory

chels1994 11

Thursday 8 September 2011 18:09

at least it was warm...

saxplayer9291 3

Monday 19 December 2011 6:33

FYL TIMES A MILLION

livvikay913 1

Sunday 5 February 2012 18:07

Who cares? It just washes off in the shower lol

thecookielovrxx 8

Monday 12 March 2012 1:03

just be happy he didn't crap in there too. ^-^

PikachuBuddy 8

Saturday 4 August 2012 22:25

It came from a different kimd of head ;)

joshuagnew 2

Thursday 2 May 2013 17:32

u datin a 5 year old DAYUM LUCKY KID

gabygabs 8

Wednesday 25 December 2013 18:20

he's comfortable with you...however, let him know what's up...that's just gross

TLNEW 8

Friday 25 July 2014 8:12

HAHAHA! Happened to me one time, I just laughed it of. He thought is was funny too. Now we always pee when were showering. (Safe's water, better for the environment) ;-)