Technology, Motorbike, Cops and Money: It's just like Black Mirror! - FML

It's just like Black Mirror!

By faglypoog - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

Today, my $200 drone malfunctioned and wouldn't stop. For fifteen minutes I followed it on my bike until it finally disappeared. On the way back I was pulled over for not wearing a helmet. FML

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Yoyo2002 10

Wednesday 8 February 2017 0:27

reminds me of the time a few months ago my hexacopter a tiny one flew to high out of controller range and we followed it a few houses down it eventually came down with a smack luckily it was fine

BusyIzzie 0

Saturday 31 December 2016 15:49

you don't happen to live in Oklahoma do you bc someone just found one in a neighborhood about a mile away from me

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BusyIzzie 0

Saturday 31 December 2016 15:49

you don't happen to live in Oklahoma do you bc someone just found one in a neighborhood about a mile away from me

Yoyo2002 10

Wednesday 8 February 2017 0:27

reminds me of the time a few months ago my hexacopter a tiny one flew to high out of controller range and we followed it a few houses down it eventually came down with a smack luckily it was fine

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Today, I found out that when my best friend and I were kids, our parents would cancel playdates when either of us opted to not go to church. They said it would, "strengthen our faith." We are now both adults and staunch atheists for that reason, and we're spending way more time together to make up for this crap. FML

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Today, I came out as lesbian and introduced my new girlfriend to my family. My mom angrily told me that I should have waited until my grandparents had died before coming out, and that I was "extremely disrespectful" for making this announcement. I honestly thought everyone would be fine with it. FML

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Today, I was eating pizza with my boyfriend and my friends. I was laughing and talking and went for another piece when my boyfriend grabbed my wrist and said that I had had enough. My friends all backed him up. FML

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Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML

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Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML

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Today, I was running late for work and threw on the first pair of pants I could find. Halfway through the day, I realized the pants didn’t have pockets, but it was too late. I had to carry my phone, keys, wallet, and coffee mug in my hands like some sort of deranged juggler every time I moved. FML

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Today, my boyfriend told me that he was going to take a nap. When I asked him why he wanted to take a nap in the middle of the day, he said, "To make time go by faster." He's leaving in 9 days. We're going to be 3,000 miles apart. For a long time. FML

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Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday, so I decided to take her to a fancy restaurant and give her an expensive $400 necklace that I had bought. Being traditional, I asked the waiter to arrange it nicely on the tray when he came with our dessert. Neither he nor the necklace ever showed up. FML

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