By snarly1 - 03/01/2012 08:14 - United States

Today, it was our one year anniversary. After a surprise re-creation of our first date, we went home, in the mood for love. The food poisoning from the restaurant had a different idea. FML
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22jrdn55 15

Just give up, they're going to thumb you down no matter what you do. OP, better luck next year.

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stormchaser24 24

Well was that part of your first dare too?

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22jrdn55 15

Just give up, they're going to thumb you down no matter what you do. OP, better luck next year.

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GovernorGeneral 8

Have the receipt ready and take pictures of yourself and your wife puking as evidence and SUE THE RESTAURANT!!!!!! SUE THEM I TELL YA!!

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FMLouis 6

Actually 65, I'm pretty sure OP wasn't ******...

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ZebulonPike 8

First! Now I'll go thumb down my own comment.

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heimdallr 14

I gave you a thumbs up since you were actually #2. Anyway, don't let the poisoning stop you. Who knows, maybe you'll discover a new kink for vomiting/diarrhea during sex? ...*vomits from the thought*

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jskains 6

Fail. Not only is the first crap old and juvenile, you are not even first. Boy you suck at life. :)

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WCARlover 34

Okay on the other one you put "that sucks"...what's the point of commenting when you're not going to be at all original?

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WCARlover 34

Yep you caught me, I'm a stalker, there's no way I could have just remembered her picture from the last FML I was on just seconds ago

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silentbutfunny 0

15 you stole the words right out of my mouth

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flockz 19

stole the chunks right out of your mouth?

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stephan18 23

Lool #24 keeps snapping at #4 x) why so mean?

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leprechaun23 15

The chunks are the only thing getting blown tonite

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bugmenotmofo 34

Yeah because fast food and romance always fits.

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lindseykcool 6

I think he was kidding, 52.

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pimplefacedgirly 8

((I always get sick at McChunkies. )) A lot of people take dates to fast food places... in Fatsoville, but only if you live in Poortown. Mhm.

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Rainbow_dumpster 28

Call your local Health Department and tell them the restaurant you went to Poisoned you and your partner and had fallen ill.

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I_Hate_Tpyos 0

Food poisoning is almost impossible to prove and manifests 24-48 hours after consumption. It didn't come from that restaurant.

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ReesesPuffs 0

I'm sure you went home and had a good night. Jk, food poisoning ******* sucks and makes my insides want to come out.

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jillianmathers12 13

That would be funny if it happened the first time as well!

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