Transportation: It's me

It's me

By Embarassed - 24/08/2011 02:44 - United Kingdom

Today, at a party I bumped into a friend of my ex. We caught the same bus home. He started telling me about my ex's "totally insane" ex-girlfriend. He refused to believe me when I told him he was talking about me. I had to sit there for half an hour as my personality was ripped to shreds. FML

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Same thing different taste

By dlova - 27/01/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML

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You deserved it 24 732

Small world

By Zxry123 - 12/01/2023 18:00

Today, I told my friend that I insisted on to remaining single, but yet he still wanted to introduce me to a friend of his. Turns out it was my ex, whom I haven't talked to for 5 years. FML

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Small world, huh?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Maidenhead

Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML

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You deserved it 1 594

Indeed they do

By Sonotsuave - 04/03/2019 08:00 - United States - Arlington

Today, my now ex-friend told me she had feelings for my ex and was also choosing him over our friendship, despite being fully aware of the crazy rollercoaster our relationship was and being there to hear every detail of the trauma. She classily told me at random, in a public mall. People suck. FML

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You deserved it 240

Bragging rights

By lucasbeck99 - 31/03/2015 09:35 - United States - Mabank

Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML

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By Shuttie - 18/01/2013 12:55 - Denmark - Odense

Today, I was walking towards a party where I knew my cheating ex would be. I passionately rehearsed how I would have a go at him big time when I met him. Guess who was walking right behind me and heard it all. FML

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You deserved it 43 608

By Anonymous - 31/07/2010 15:03 - United States

Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML

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Sharing is caring

By blackrose - 08/08/2021 02:01

Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 85

The walls have ears

By Anonymous - 20/01/2023 12:00

Today, while I was at the doctor's looking nasty and sick, I ran into my ex. He was my first boyfriend and he cheated on me the whole time, and then left me. I went into a room with my friend while we were waiting and told her EVERYTHING about him. Turns out everyone heard me, INCLUDING HIM. Now I have to see him tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 914

Queen's gambit

By xinxiulin - 26/08/2022 18:00 - Australia

Today, my best friends became friends with my ex-girlfriend, saying she was really nice. I found this to be an awful lot of BS because my ex didn't even like me, and liked someone else while dating me. That was an arsehole move. My friends all became friendly with her, disregarding my presence, and saying she's "so nice." FML

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Dalliance 4

Wednesday 24 August 2011 8:47

At least you don't give off an immediate vibe of douchey-ness if he didn't even know it was you.

ihasbrains 10

Wednesday 24 August 2011 8:49

At least he refused to believe you :)

Comments

CreeperIRL 14

Wednesday 24 August 2011 8:53

Well maybe next boyfriend dint be so crazy??

yomommma 6

Saturday 27 August 2011 6:37

What?

izak69 7

Wednesday 24 August 2011 8:56

You should have been like yeah my last ex cheated on me with a man... Oh wait it was you

sexyhoe97 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 5:35

Wow good one

kittykat1501 31

Monday 25 January 2016 5:01

it was a ex's friend, not the ex himself.

haniam16 6

Wednesday 24 August 2011 8:57

u should give ur fiance on ur wedding day the ring your ex-husband used to wear.

wagonbacker9 8

Wednesday 24 August 2011 9:19

Wrong fml.

sammie91michelle 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 9:22

16 no here dose it say she was married?!??! N maye he did it on purpose i bet he new it was you and said it to be mean but F' him ex boyfriends feiends are never good to have anyways sometimes most of the time its bad

sammie91michelle 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 9:23

*where sorry where no where dose it say stupid iphone

bisceebee 4

Wednesday 24 August 2011 10:55

Does*

nerdfighteria 7

Wednesday 24 August 2011 16:25

26- Calm down, 16 just commented on the wrong FML.

QueenQuay77 10

Wednesday 24 August 2011 9:00

hahaha, that's crazy! was the person drunk?

ricknashfan 5

Wednesday 24 August 2011 9:09

Either he didnt ever meet u or he was just out of it

sambam_454 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 9:09

how did the conversation start if he didn't know you were once with him?

karagarren 8

Wednesday 24 August 2011 9:12

It's not like exes always say good things about their former partner. He probably really exaggerated bad stuff about you. He obviously doesn't really know you well so how can he know what you're like..