Transportation: It's me

It's me

By Embarassed - 24/08/2011 02:44 - United Kingdom

Today, at a party I bumped into a friend of my ex. We caught the same bus home. He started telling me about my ex's "totally insane" ex-girlfriend. He refused to believe me when I told him he was talking about me. I had to sit there for half an hour as my personality was ripped to shreds. FML

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By dlova - 27/01/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML

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Small world

By Zxry123 - 12/01/2023 18:00

Today, I told my friend that I insisted on to remaining single, but yet he still wanted to introduce me to a friend of his. Turns out it was my ex, whom I haven't talked to for 5 years. FML

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Small world, huh?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Maidenhead

Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML

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Indeed they do

By Sonotsuave - 04/03/2019 08:00 - United States - Arlington

Today, my now ex-friend told me she had feelings for my ex and was also choosing him over our friendship, despite being fully aware of the crazy rollercoaster our relationship was and being there to hear every detail of the trauma. She classily told me at random, in a public mall. People suck. FML

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Bragging rights

By lucasbeck99 - 31/03/2015 09:35 - United States - Mabank

Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML

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By Shuttie - 18/01/2013 12:55 - Denmark - Odense

Today, I was walking towards a party where I knew my cheating ex would be. I passionately rehearsed how I would have a go at him big time when I met him. Guess who was walking right behind me and heard it all. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2010 15:03 - United States

Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML

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Sharing is caring

By blackrose - 08/08/2021 02:01

Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML

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The walls have ears

By Anonymous - 20/01/2023 12:00

Today, while I was at the doctor's looking nasty and sick, I ran into my ex. He was my first boyfriend and he cheated on me the whole time, and then left me. I went into a room with my friend while we were waiting and told her EVERYTHING about him. Turns out everyone heard me, INCLUDING HIM. Now I have to see him tomorrow. FML

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Queen's gambit

By xinxiulin - 26/08/2022 18:00 - Australia

Today, my best friends became friends with my ex-girlfriend, saying she was really nice. I found this to be an awful lot of BS because my ex didn't even like me, and liked someone else while dating me. That was an arsehole move. My friends all became friendly with her, disregarding my presence, and saying she's "so nice." FML

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Dalliance 4

Wednesday 24 August 2011 8:47

At least you don't give off an immediate vibe of douchey-ness if he didn't even know it was you.

ihasbrains 10

Wednesday 24 August 2011 8:49

At least he refused to believe you :)

Comments

IdioticSmiles 1

Wednesday 24 August 2011 10:01

I would've pimp slapped the guy

TheComputerGuy96 16

Wednesday 24 August 2011 10:05

Why did you tell him it was you?

Deathhound 27

Wednesday 24 August 2011 10:07

Right, wouldn't have done that either!

PancakeMunch 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 11:39

Maybe he was doing it on purpose to get back at you for your ex. Or it was for the lulz.

jneville 5

Wednesday 24 August 2011 12:31

You must be quite the douche

writergirl23 19

Wednesday 24 August 2011 12:34

You might learn something then.

bwa2012 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 13:57

Whoa that bites girl, just live, learn n pick up ur personality girl

ohhsnappitsme 15

Wednesday 24 August 2011 14:19

Maybe he was talking about another ex??

julian_96 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 14:30

That's tight

loserman67 35

Wednesday 24 August 2011 14:54

The same BUS home? You must travel in some really swanky circles. In addition, you must have made your ex's life a living hell for him to relate in detail how much of a nut job you were/are. Did you boil rabbits for him? CLINGER!!!!!, CLINGER!!!!!! STAGE SIX CLINGER!!!!!!!