It's not a cult, I swear

By Anonymous - 28/04/2013 20:19 - United States - San Diego

Today, my parents threatened to kick me out of the house if I didn't agree to convert to their new brand of Christianity. This is a day after they ranted at me about how I should speak my mind more and not let myself be controlled by other people. FML
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Dracoboxer357 35

That's sad when a personal belief causes relatives to disown you. :(

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PrimeEvilTahir 24

It's amazing how people just blindly believe every stupid thing they hear without doing their own research. If I had a dollar for every negative thing I hear about Islam, I'd be richer than the Saudi royal family...

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stacey_92 12

If they always contradict themselves like that I wouldn't believe much of what they'd say and that truly isn't how christians are supposed to act if they believe the lord is watching them.

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monnanon 13

noor? is there any reason why people keep thinking you are a nun?

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Jiinxx 8

noor isn't a nun. she's wearing a hijab which means she's muslim.

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Omniprism 14

It's funny how religion turns people into hypocrites.

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bassmaestro 10

#41 Yes because "It's amazing how people just blindly..." Makes a whole lot of sense. Definitely can still make the point with 6 words *facepalm*

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Zyzz7 12

Wow, and these people call themselves 'parents', what a couple of living jokes.

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Zyzz7 12

Just go behind their back until you're ready to move out, then when the time comes, tell them you're an atheist, tell how many people you ****** and in which positions, and tell them you/your girlfriend had an abortion, even if you didnt, just for the fun of it so you can watch them cringe. I hate conservatives.

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nenka 6

OP, this actually is a test from your parents.

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Wealthyparrot 9

Step 1: Pretend to convert Step 2: ********** in your parents bed and on their favorite things daily Step 3: move out as soon as you are financially stable or have another living situations Step 4: send them photos of you masturbating on their favorite things Step 5: ??? Step 6: Profit

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