Miscellaneous: It's not a phase!

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It's not a phase!

By allycat - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, after a year of suspicion, I finally found out my sister is in a cult. My family's response? "It'll be good for her." FML

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BIEBERSLAYER 10

Monday 25 July 2011 8:39

id get suspicious of the rest of them.

Just2BMe 5

Monday 25 July 2011 8:37

wow... interesting family you got there

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droptableusers 7

Wednesday 24 April 2013 0:17

Is she a necromancer? Please tell me she's a necromancer.

VampOfSavannah 31

Monday 30 December 2013 9:33

You better hope they don't try and covert you next.

doglover100 28

Wednesday 2 April 2014 23:01

Which one?

battleroyalefan6 16

Sunday 22 June 2014 4:59

isn't that like devil worshippers? i don't really know the definition

memestasquaper 10

Tuesday 28 June 2016 22:27

I had a cult devoted to me for a couple months. They would swear allegiance to me every Monday. It was pretty cool.

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Today, I’ve been threatened with a lawsuit for refusing to treat a patient. I had to refuse her because she brought a huge hairy dog with her that she falsely claimed was her service animal. Not only am I deathly allergic to dogs, the damn thing shat in my waiting room. FML

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Today, at the age of 21, I need digestive enzymes. Apparently most people start needing them in their sixties, but my parents and even my grandparents don’t need them. Without them, the food just sits in my stomach for days before eventually coming back up. FML

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Today, I took my car into the mechanic to have two tires and battery put in, all new. I later got a call saying they tried to start my car on the dead battery, which sparked and started a fire. It's gonna take two weeks to get the parts and it's minus 30 outside. FML

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Today, I got broken up by someone I wasn't even sure I wanted to date in the first place. He also made me realize how little self-respect I have right before dumping me. This is the best thing to happen in my love life in years. FML

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Today, and for the past month, I've been feeling lightheaded from a breathing problem. I've now been prescribed a medication to help with my anxiety and my breathing issue, which would in turn help stop me from getting so lightheaded. The side effect of said medication: lightheadedness. FML

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Today, I once again confronted my boyfriend about tagging the girl he told me not to worry about in boyfriend/girlfriend memes on Facebook instead of me. He told me I was overreacting and, “it’s just social media!” He told me he’ll dump me if I bring it up again. We’ve been together for a year and a half. FML

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Today, in the middle of having sex with my boyfriend, instead of saying something sexy, he decided to tell me that the bowling alley had a new air hockey table. FML

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