Miscellaneous: It's not what you think

It's not what you think

By lifedoessuck12 - 19/07/2009 14:13 - Philippines

Today, I had to wait outside Starbucks. While standing, I started daydreaming and didn't notice I had been staring at a table beside the window for a long time. Suddenly, someone came up to me and said, "Try not to be so obvious." Sitting at the table was a girl with a huge cleavage. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 04:30 - Ireland

Today, I had to repeat my order in Starbucks three times because the barista was staring at my chest. FML

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Dumbass

By rackman007 - 13/05/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I was wearing my new sunglasses while watching a basketball game. A pretty hot looking girl was sitting a few spots next to me so I stared at her breasts. A few minutes later, I looked up at her face and she was looking at me in disgust. It turns out that my sunglasses were see through. FML

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Creepy

By Finn - 05/07/2016 06:49 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I went to grab a coffee at a new café in town. While sipping my coffee, I noticed a man staring at me through the window. I thought he was browsing the menu before I looked up mid-sip to him staring at me in the eye, sucking on his finger. FML

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True, but come on…

By scared to leave the house - 20/08/2012 09:14 - Canada - Williams Lake

Today, I was at Starbucks after having a rough day. The old man beside me was talking to his friend. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw him point at me and say, "See that beautiful girl over there?" Flattered, I listened closer… until he finished his statement with, "She's gonna die." FML

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Look up here

By Cody - 06/07/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, during my shift at a restaurant, my boss's daughter came in. I couldn't help but notice that she was almost popping out of her low-cut top. After having a private chat with her, my boss took me aside and said, "My daughter's got eyes you know, not just a pair of tits". FML

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It's not what you think! Come back!

By LonelyLoner - 26/11/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with a girl I like and her best friend. We had a good time, even talked for a few hours at the restaurant, but after we left, she stopped talking to me. Her friend told her that I kept staring at her chest; I was trying to see what her pendant was. FML

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By bitchimgay - 22/07/2012 16:48 - Canada - Montreal

Today, I went to my local coffee shop. I soon witnessed the girl making my drink apparently dislodge a wedgie from her ass-crack and then sneeze into her hands. When I confronted her, she loudly accused me of "visually molesting" her. FML

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By that girl has a beard - 04/08/2015 07:33 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML

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By Bucks9 - 07/05/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML

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Nice

By Anonymous - 27/07/2024 09:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a coffee shop, trying to get to know the cute new barista. I wanted to compliment his nice eyes, but I got nervous and blurted out, "You have nice elbows!" He stared at me, confused, as I quickly grabbed my coffee and left. Now I can't even imagine going back there. FML

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Calamity157 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 20:08

lmao, im starting to wonder what u were day dreaming about.....

lifedoessuck12 0

Monday 20 July 2009 16:55

Actually no, we don't have Starbucks here in the Philippines. I just made that story up. We still live in caves, paint on walls, and hunt woolly mammoths using sticks and stones.

Comments

Paige_Nicole10 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 20:29

i dont get why this one is an fml?

Nomad609 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 20:38

If it happeened to you, you would probably be embarrassed.

Paige_Nicole10 0

Monday 20 July 2009 4:20

actually it happens all the time and im never embarrassed

mjsdabeast 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 20:33

woohoo 6th!!!!!!! you guys all suck balls!!!!!

fuckitfuckitfuck 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 20:40

yum. lmao. epic fail.

FarSide 22

Sunday 19 July 2009 20:43

So what? If they are in public, you have a right to stare, just like you have the right to ignore. If the person has an issue with the stare, THEY are the one with the problem; albeit you might be an obnoxious ass.

kath91 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 21:49

I can sympathise with that

f_my_life88 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 22:26

You should've said: "Don't flatter yourself too much"

cutebebe778 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 22:27

While I agree that staring is definitely pushing it.. if she was wearing something that emphasized her huge ****, she was pretty much asking for it. Not that I'm saying she was..but you dress slutty, you ask for creepy stares. If she wasn't, then yeah, she had every right to be pissed off..but sometimes it's hard to tell when people are staring or daydreaming. Lol

123sploosh 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 22:30

YDI for day dreaming.

123sploosh 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 22:30

YDI for day dreaming.

cocky 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 22:48

how is this a FML? you got to see huge, apparently nice, ****.

plexico 3

Monday 20 July 2009 0:37

Very fat women have huge cleavage. It would have been nice if the OP had mentioned whether he was staring at beautiful **** or a beached whale. And what was he daydreaming about: motorboats?